joke bank - Blonde Jokes

Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: You wave to her!

A Blonde Y...

A truck driver was driving between towns on a country road when he spotted a gorgeous blonde hitchhiking. He stopped without hesitation and she climbed into the cab showing mountains of cleavage. Two miles further down the road, he got a flat, pulled to the side of the road and got out to inspect the tire. He was fiddling around with the wheel, when the blonde opened the window and shouted down, "Do you want a screwdriver?" The driver replied, all smiles, "Might as well. I can't get this fucking hub cap off."

Peter Gadd

Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because that's where you wash vegetables.

TheLaughFa...

Teacher: "If Astronomy is the name for the study of celestial objects, what would you call a person who studies the stars?"
Blonde student: "Paparazzi!"

Anonymous

Why did the blonde snort Sweet'N Low? She thought it was Diet Coke!

jwapted

Three blondes were on a hunting trip. Suddenly they came upon some tracks. One blonde says," They're deer tracks." The other one said, "They're bear tracks." The last one said, "They're elephant tracks!" They were still there when they got ran over by the train.

Emily Gann

Q: What do you call three blondes standing in a row?
A: A wind tunnel.

Anonymous

What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette? A blonde doing cartwheels.

secummings1

How do you know when a blonde is using a vibrator? Her teeth are all jacked up!

Minx1973

A blonde man marries his girlfriend who is also blonde. It's their first honeymoon night and the man doesn't quite know what to do. He calls his dad, who says, "Son, you take the hardest thing you got and you put it where she goes to the bathroom." The newlywed thanks his father, hangs up the phone, and places his bowling ball in the toilet.

Mark My Words

Q: How do you erase a blonde's memory?
A: You blow in her ear.

Anonymous

Q: Why did the blonde bring a pencil to her bedroom? A: She wanted to draw her curtains.

Anonymous