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joke bank - Blonde Jokes

A blonde man marries his girlfriend who is also blonde. It's their first honeymoon night and the man doesn't quite know what to do. He calls his dad, who says, "Son, you take the hardest thing you got and you put it where she goes to the bathroom." The newlywed thanks his father, hangs up the phone, and places his bowling ball in the toilet.

Mark My Words

Did you hear about the blonde who brought toilet paper to a craps game?

Mark My Words

Q: Why did the blonde bring a pencil to her bedroom? A: She wanted to draw her curtains.

Anonymous

Two blondes are at work when one of them gets a delivery of a dozen roses from her boyfriend. The blonde coworker notices that the blonde recipient doesn't seem too pleased about getting the roses. "You know," says the coworker, "If I got a dozen long stem roses from a man, I would be very happy." The other blonde replies, "Yeah, but now I have to spend half the night with my legs in the air." "Why?" the coworker asks, "Can't you afford a vase?"

Mark My Words

Why did the blonde snort Sweet'N Low? She thought it was Diet Coke!

jwapted

What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette? A blonde doing cartwheels.

secummings1

A blonde woman won horse riding lessons. Knowing nothing about riding but wanting to be properly dressed, she went out and bought riding boots. On the day of the first lesson, she showed up wearing only the riding boots. When asked why she was naked except for the boots, she said that she was told it was bareback riding and she didn't have any clothes that just covered the front.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call three blondes standing in a row?
A: A wind tunnel.

Anonymous

How do you know when a blonde is using a vibrator? Her teeth are all jacked up!

Minx1973

What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette!

bvgem

What did one blonde say to the other blone, while entering a bar? Well blondie, Bottoms-Up.

Nicolerocks

3 women were on a island, a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. They find a magic lamp which a genie pops out of. He grants them all one wish. The red head wishes that a boat would come and get her. Soon after a boat appears and she is saved. The brunette wishes that a plane will come to get her. Soon after a plane appears and she is saved. The blonde starts to get bored and says "I wish my friends were here!"

Anonymous