Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican? Her teacher told her, she had to do an Essay.
Q: What do dim lamps and blondes have in common?
A: They both tend to be hot, but not too bright.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde used a computer?
A: There's Wite-Out all over the screen.
What happened to the blonde at the soccer stadium? She drowned in the Mexican wave.
A blonde, brunette and redhead were smoking cigarettes one afternoon. The blonde had Camels, redhead had Marlboros, and the brunette had Kools. It began to pour down raining, so the redhead and brunette both pull out condoms and put them on their cigarettes. The blonde asks, "What are you doing?" and they reply, "We're saving it for later." Impressed, and in a hurry, the blonde goes to the nearest store and asks for a condom. The clerk says "What size: small, medium, or large?" She answers, "I don't know, one to fit a camel?"