Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
"Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?"
The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out "352!"
He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.
"I'll take this one," she says proudly. "It's the cutest!"
"Hey lady," says the shepherd, "If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"
Q: How can you tell if a blonde used a computer?
A: There's Wite-Out all over the screen.
A blonde woman walks into a store and asks about the TV in the corner to the clerk. The clerk says, "Sorry ma'am, we don't serve blondes." The woman goes home and dyes her hair black. The next day she comes back and asks again. The clerk says, "Sorry ma'am, we don't serve blondes." The woman goes home and dyes her hair red. The next day she goes to the store and there's a different clerk there. She asks the clerk about the TV. The clerk replies, "Sorry ma'am, we don't serve blondes." The woman asks him, "Why?" The clerk says, "Because that's not a TV; it's a microwave."
A blonde, brunette and redhead were smoking cigarettes one afternoon. The blonde had Camels, redhead had Marlboros, and the brunette had Kools. It began to pour down raining, so the redhead and brunette both pull out condoms and put them on their cigarettes. The blonde asks, "What are you doing?" and they reply, "We're saving it for later." Impressed, and in a hurry, the blonde goes to the nearest store and asks for a condom. The clerk says "What size: small, medium, or large?" She answers, "I don't know, one to fit a camel?"
What happened to the blonde at the soccer stadium? She drowned in the Mexican wave.