Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....
Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the "10" button.
Did you hear about the blonde that got excited? She finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months, when the box said, "two to four years."
How can you tell when a brunette is actually a blonde who dyes her hair? When she trips over the cordless phone.
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!" Confused, he replies, "Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"