Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....
How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner.
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!" Confused, he replies, "Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
How can you tell when a brunette is actually a blonde who dyes her hair? When she trips over the cordless phone.
How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.