What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
How did the blonde try to kill the bird?? She threw it off a cliff.
I knew a blonde that was so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
A blonde's neighbor's house was on fire so she called 911. The blonde told the operator, "My neighbor's house is on fire!" The operator asked, "Where are you?" The blonde answered, "At my house." The operator replied, "No, I'm asking how do we get there?" The blonde said, "In a firetruck, duh!"
A blonde, a fat brunette, and a skinny redhead find a magic mirror. If you lie to the mirror you die. The redhead says, "I look fat," and dies. The brunette says, " I look skinny," and dies. The blonde says, "I think..." and dies.