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joke bank - Blonde Jokes

Q: Why can't blondes tie shoes?
A: They just can't grasp the concept that the long thing goes around the hole, not into it.

Mat Mclare

Why is a blonde girl staring at the orange juice box? The orange juice box says, "Concentrated."

krissvr

Four blondes are ordering a few rounds of drinks. Each time they get up, they toast and say, "14 weeks," then they down their drinks. The bartender finally asks the blondes, "What's the deal?" One blonde says, "Well, we bought a boxed puzzle. It said 'two to six years,' and we did it in 14 weeks!"

uclaesq

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Send her into a circular room and tell her to find the corner.
Q: How does a blonde confuse you?
A: She finds a corner.

Torigarcia11

There's a blond and a brunette in a car. The brunette is driving while the blonde is in the passenger seat. They're going down a steep hill when the brunette realizes that the brakes don't work. The brunette tells the blonde that the brakes don't work and they will drive off the side of the cliff because they failed to stop. The blonde then replies, "Don't worry! There's a stop sign ahead."

Mikayla

A blonde goes to her doctor and says that every time she drinks a coffee her eye hurts. The doctor prepared her a hot, fresh cup of coffee to see what really happens. She took a sip of the coffee and screamed, "Ouch, that hurts!" The doctor said, "I know your problem." The blonde asked, "Is it bad, doctor?" The doctor replied, "No, you just need to take your spoon out of your cup before you drink your coffee."

Rere-lulu82

Q: What do dim lamps and blondes have in common?
A: They both tend to be hot, but not too bright.

YDS

Q: How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?
A: Knock on the door.

Tyler Harr...

Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet?
A: The 1863 Blonde Hide-and-Seek champion!

Anonymous

One blonde was on one side of the river and there was another blonde on the other side of the river. One blonde yells to the other blonde, "How do you get to the other side?" and the other blonde yells back, "You are on the other side!"

jay

A brunette, redhead, and blonde are stranded on the edge of a cliff. An angel appears and instructs them to jump off the cliff and say out loud what they would like to land on safely. The brunette goes first. She jumps and says, "Pillows!" She lands on a pile of pillows at the bottom. The redhead goes next. She jumps and says "Feathers!" She lands on a mass of feathers below. The blonde walks up to the edge, but trips on a rock, yelling, "Shit!" as she falls off.

Anonymous

Did you hear about the blondes that froze to death at a drive-in movie theater? They went to see "Closed for the Winter."

therig