Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.

How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamp card under their workboots!

Why doesn't Mexico have a Olympic team? Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S

What happens if a Asian with an erection walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"