Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
What is the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
What do nine out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.
A blind man walked into a fish market and said, "Hello ladies!"