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What is the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.

pnukala21

What is the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.

Epicurus

There is a white boy, a Mexican boy, and a black boy who are all in the fifth grade. Who has the biggest d*ck? The black boy, because he's 18.

Dalcazar2412

A blind man walked into a fish market and said, "Hello ladies!"

memcgon

There's a man walking a tight rope 60 feet above ground. There's another man getting a bl*wjob from a 60 year old woman. What are they both thinking at the exact same time? Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down, don't look down!

bella404

This brother was banging his sister, and he says, "You f*ck like Mom," and she laughs. He says, "What?" She says, "That's what Dad said."

matthew13

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either.

Kanu1P

The difference between like and love is spit and swallow.

Mark My Words

Here is a pick up line. "Hey girl, come sit on my lap and we could talk about the first thing that pops up."

poisonedxfear

Q: Why is a woman with no breasts a pirate's delight?
A: Because she has a sunken chest.

Bill52

A man recently had his arm amputated and decided to kill himself by jumping off a building. When he was ready to jump, he saw a man with both arms amputated dancing around. He decided to find out why he was so happy. The man told him, “I’m not dancing. My ass is itching and I can’t scratch it!”

cabezon

My girlfriend called me a pedophile; that's a big word for a nine year old.

Anonymous