So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still cant cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still cant f*ck."
Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.
Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.
What do you call a white guy with five black guys? A basketball coach What do you call a white guy with 10 black guys? Quarterback What do you call a white guy with 250 black guys? Warden
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.