Q: What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his bum.
Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.
Helen Keller walks into a bar, then a table, then a chair.
What do you call a white guy with five black guys? A basketball coach What do you call a white guy with 10 black guys? Quarterback What do you call a white guy with 250 black guys? Warden
What do you say when you see your television floating at night? "Drop it nigga."