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Q: What do elephants use for tampons?
A: Sheep.

mgrector

Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.

BlackKeebler

Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A: A rip off.

BlackManBlack

Why is it that skinny men like fat women? Because they need warmth in winter and shade in summer.

ADRIANA89

After being married for twenty years to his lover, a gay man dies. When the funeral arrangements have been set, the widower approaches the undertaker with a peculiar request, "I know we had plans to cremate his body, but will you please chop him up and put him in a extra spicy curry instead?" The undertaker asks, "Why would you want that?" The gay widower replies, "So he will blow my ass out one more time."

every one

Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub?
A: Throw in some laundry.

Mark My Words

Ever seen a blind man swim? He probably hasn't either.

alycatnme

Adam and Eve are wondering wether they are black or white. Eve says why dont you go and ask god. So Adam goes into the garden of eden and shouts out to god are we black or white? A big booming voice bellows out YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE.
He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. How do you know asks Eve. Because he said you are what you are Adam replied. Why does that mean we are white? asked Eve. Because if we were black he would have said You is what you is.

Anonymous

The tenderest love is between two homosexual men with hemorrhoids.

Anonymous

A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."

Colemcfarl...

The myth about blacks having big penises is true. Asians have small eyes because you have to squint to see their penis.

dodookid

What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.

Kyle court