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Well, I was just thinking about all the possible things that could make the new president comfortable in the White House. Putting graffiti on the walls of the White House that says, "Cheney was here," or changing the president's theme from "Hail to the Chief," to the Jeffersons' show's theme song, "We're moving on up."


Why do women have one more brain cell than a horse? For managing not to drink the water from the bucket while she sweeps the floor.


Q: What kind of wood doesn't float?
A: Natalie Wood.

My Uncle Bob

A man went to the All Stars game with two front row seat tickets. He sat down and then another man asked him if the other chair was taken. The man said " no, it was supposed to be for my wife." The other man said " well where is she? And he said "she died two days ago" from a stroke. The other man said "well thats unfortunate, I'm so sorry for you. But should'nt you give this seat to another family members?" And the man said, "no they're all at the funeral"


Q: What's green and eats meat?
A: Syphilis.


2 terrorists walk in a bar and talk

The bartender asks whats the talk about

Terrorist 1 - we are going to kill 14k people and a donkey

Bartender- why a donkey?

Terrorist 2- see i told you no-one would care about the 14k people


What do you call a cholo with one short leg and one regular leg? Not even a!


Q: What do you call a lady that is stuck to a lamppost?
A: A lamppost lady.


Johnny and Dave own a meat business. they are driving down a dirt road in there meat truck and hit something big bang!!!!! what the hell was that said johnny. Dave said i have know idea. johnny said go have a look. Dave comes back and said we've hit a cow. johnny said is it any good. Dave said its head is crushed. johnny said well cut its head off skin it gut it and put it in the back with the rest. so they drive down the road and hit a sheep johnny said is it any good Dave said yes johnny said skin it gut it chuck it in the back with the rest. they drove down the road a little bit more bang!!!!! what the f*ck was that said johnny i don't know. go have a look said johnny. Dave came back and said we've hit a pig johnny said is it any good yeah skin it gut it chuck it in the back with the rest. dave comes back and says what do you want me to do with his motorbike