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The tenderest love is between two homosexual men with hemorrhoids.

Anonymous

The myth about blacks having big penises is true. Asians have small eyes because you have to squint to see their penis.

dodookid

What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.

Kyle court

Well, I was just thinking about all the possible things that could make the new president comfortable in the White House. Putting graffiti on the walls of the White House that says, "Cheney was here," or changing the president's theme from "Hail to the Chief," to the Jeffersons' show's theme song, "We're moving on up."

peter5150

Why do women have one more brain cell than a horse? For managing not to drink the water from the bucket while she sweeps the floor.

Piroman

Q: What kind of wood doesn't float?
A: Natalie Wood.

My Uncle Bob

Q: What's green and eats meat?
A: Syphilis.

Anonymous

What do you call a cholo with one short leg and one regular leg? Not even a!

kenpo

Q: What do you call a lady that is stuck to a lamppost?
A: A lamppost lady.

Anonymous