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Q: What are a pedophile's favorite shoes?
A: White Vans.

Eddie The ...

A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."


What's the difference between parsley and pubic hair? Nothing. Push them both over and keep on eating.


Q: In a circle of lesbians, how can you tell which one is the toughest and roughest?
A: She's the one who rolls her own tampons and kick-starts her vibrator.

Mark My Words

Q: How do they know that Paul Walker had dandruff?
A: They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.

Rachel Miller

Q: How do you start a rave in Africa? A: Staple toast to the ceiling.


Ever seen a blind man swim? He probably hasn't either.


Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?
A: The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Mark My Words

Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub?
A: Throw in some laundry.

Mark My Words

Q: What turns a fruit into a vegetable?


What do you call a bunch of black people inside a school bus? A rotten banana!


How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss.