What's the favorite pick up line in a gay bar. Can I push your stool in?
Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.
How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either.
What is the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.