There's a man walking a tight rope 60 feet above ground. There's another man getting a bl*wjob from a 60 year old woman. What are they both thinking at the exact same time? Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down, don't look down!
What's the favorite pick up line in a gay bar. Can I push your stool in?
What is the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either.
A man recently had his arm amputated and decided to kill himself by jumping off a building. When he was ready to jump, he saw a man with both arms amputated dancing around. He decided to find out why he was so happy. The man told him, “I’m not dancing. My ass is itching and I can’t scratch it!”