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Q: What are a pedophile's favorite shoes?
A: White Vans.

Eddie The ...

Q: How do they know that Paul Walker had dandruff?
A: They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.

Rachel Miller

Q: In a circle of lesbians, how can you tell which one is the toughest and roughest?
A: She's the one who rolls her own tampons and kick-starts her vibrator.

Mark My Words

A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."

Colemcfarl...

What's the difference between parsley and pubic hair? Nothing. Push them both over and keep on eating.

tiny19

Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub?
A: Throw in some laundry.

Mark My Words

Q: How do you start a rave in Africa? A: Staple toast to the ceiling.

Anonymous

Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?
A: The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Mark My Words

Ever seen a blind man swim? He probably hasn't either.

alycatnme

Q: What turns a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.

Anonymous

Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems, "Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger. Why is that?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." "And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." Then Leroy says, "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises." "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."

RacistMuch

What do you call a bunch of black people inside a school bus? A rotten banana!

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