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Q: How do you start a rave in Africa? A: Staple toast to the ceiling.


Q: What turns a fruit into a vegetable?


A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."


What's the difference between parsley and pubic hair? Nothing. Push them both over and keep on eating.


Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?
A: The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Mark My Words

Ever seen a blind man swim? He probably hasn't either.


What do you call a bunch of black people inside a school bus? A rotten banana!


After being married for twenty years to his lover, a gay man dies. When the funeral arrangements have been set, the widower approaches the undertaker with a peculiar request, "I know we had plans to cremate his body, but will you please chop him up and put him in a extra spicy curry instead?" The undertaker asks, "Why would you want that?" The gay widower replies, "So he will blow my ass out one more time."

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How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss.


Q: Why do Hookers wear tampons? A: So crabs can bungee jump.


The myth about blacks having big penises is true. Asians have small eyes because you have to squint to see their penis.


The tenderest love is between two homosexual men with hemorrhoids.