Q: How do you kill 100 flies at once? A: Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
How do Mexicans take a family portrait? They all gather together on the back of a pickup truck and run a red light!
How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either.
What's the favorite pick up line in a gay bar. Can I push your stool in?
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.