Q: What do you say to a black man in a three piece suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise?"
What do nine out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.
Red Riding Hood was a bad bitch. She looked so f*cking good, damn! When she got to grandmas, the wolf jumped out and said, "Damn bitch, Imma f*ck the sh*t outta you." Red pulled a glock out her basket and said, "Nah motherf*cker, you're gonna eat me like the story said."
This brother was banging his sister, and he says, "You f*ck like Mom," and she laughs. He says, "What?" She says, "That's what Dad said."
How do Mexicans take a family portrait? They all gather together on the back of a pickup truck and run a red light!