How do Mexicans take a family portrait? They all gather together on the back of a pickup truck and run a red light!
Q: What do you say to a black man in a three piece suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise?"
There is a white boy, a Mexican boy, and a black boy who are all in the fifth grade. Who has the biggest d*ck? The black boy, because he's 18.
How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either.
What's the favorite pick up line in a gay bar. Can I push your stool in?