joke bank - Boycott These Jokes

Q: What kind of wood doesn't float?
A: Natalie Wood.

My Uncle Bob

Why do women have one more brain cell than a horse? For managing not to drink the water from the bucket while she sweeps the floor.

Piroman

Q: What's green and eats meat?
A: Syphilis.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a lady that is stuck to a lamppost?
A: A lamppost lady.

Anonymous

What do you call a cholo with one short leg and one regular leg? Not even a!

kenpo