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Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either.

Calabo87

Well, I was just thinking about all the possible things that could make the new president comfortable in the White House. Putting graffiti on the walls of the White House that says, "Cheney was here," or changing the president's theme from "Hail to the Chief," to the Jeffersons' show's theme song, "We're moving on up."

peter5150

What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.

Kyle court

What's the difference between a pizza pie and a Puerto Rican? A pizza pie can feed a family of eight.

LgLopez84

Q: What kind of wood doesn't float?
A: Natalie Wood.

My Uncle Bob

Why do women have one more brain cell than a horse? For managing not to drink the water from the bucket while she sweeps the floor.

Piroman

Q: What's green and eats meat?
A: Syphilis.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a lady that is stuck to a lamppost?
A: A lamppost lady.

Anonymous

What do you call a cholo with one short leg and one regular leg? Not even a!

kenpo