What do nine out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.
A man recently had his arm amputated and decided to kill himself by jumping off a building. When he was ready to jump, he saw a man with both arms amputated dancing around. He decided to find out why he was so happy. The man told him, “I’m not dancing. My ass is itching and I can’t scratch it!”
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women? Because they need warmth in winter and shade in summer.
What's the difference between parsley and pubic hair? Nothing. Push them both over and keep on eating.