Here is a pick up line. "Hey girl, come sit on my lap and we could talk about the first thing that pops up."
What is the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
What's the difference between parsley and pubic hair? Nothing. Push them both over and keep on eating.
A man recently had his arm amputated and decided to kill himself by jumping off a building. When he was ready to jump, he saw a man with both arms amputated dancing around. He decided to find out why he was so happy. The man told him, “I’m not dancing. My ass is itching and I can’t scratch it!”
Why is it that skinny men like fat women? Because they need warmth in winter and shade in summer.