There's a man walking a tight rope 60 feet above ground. There's another man getting a bl*wjob from a 60 year old woman. What are they both thinking at the exact same time? Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down, don't look down!
Q: How do you kill 100 flies at once? A: Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
How do Mexicans take a family portrait? They all gather together on the back of a pickup truck and run a red light!
Q: What do KFC and pussy have in common?
A: Both are finger lickin' good and after you are done eating you have a box to put the bone in.
How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either.