Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
A: I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.
"Johnny, why did you kick your brother in the stomach?" exclaimed the angry mother. “It was pure accident, Mama. He turned around.”
Q: Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?
A: He couldn't fit in the elevator
How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"