A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first communion.” “I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.” They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision.”
Man: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not enter."
Q: Have you heard about the new restaurant called Karma?
A: There’s no menu; you get what you deserve.
If Mary had Jesus, and Jesus is the lamb of God, does that mean Mary had a little lamb?
Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.