How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
What do cars eat on their toast? Traffic jam.
Q: Why is a river rich? A: Because it has two banks.
Q: How can you get four suits for a dollar?
A: Buy a deck of cards.
Wise man say, "Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger."