Wise man say, "Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger."
Q: Why cant you hear a pterodactyl pee? A: Because the "p" is silent.
I'm thinking of becoming a hitman... I heard they make a killing.
Q: Who earns a living by driving his customers away?
A: A taxi driver.
Q: What do you say to a lollipop when you throw it away?
A: "So long sucker!"