A woman is at a grocery store. She goes to the clerk to purchase her groceries. The clerk looks at her items and sees a carton of eggs, a gallon of milk, and a head of lettuce. He says to the woman, "You must be single." The woman was surprised & replies, "Yes, how did you know?" The clerk answers, "Because you're ugly."
Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? A: To get to the bottom.
Q: If an electric train is traveling north-by-northeast at 59 MPH, and the wind is blowing west at 18 MPH, which way is the smoke blowing? A: There is no smoke; it's an electric train.
Q: What did the astronaut say when he wanted to be alone? A: "Give me some space!"
Q: What did the math book say to its therapist? A: I've got a lot of problems.