Q: How do trees access the internet?
A: They log in.
Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world?
A: The library, because it has so many stories.
Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: "You're too young to smoke."
Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!!