A redneck's last words are always, "Hey y'all, watch this!"
Q: What do you call a man that has no shins? A: Tony.
Q: What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? A: I lava you.
Q: What did one streetlight say to the other?
A: Don't look, I'm changing.
Q: What does a clam do on its birthday? A: Shellabrate!