Man: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not enter."
Bless you! Need a tissue?
Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
Q: Have you heard about the new restaurant called Karma?
A: There’s no menu; you get what you deserve.
If Mary had Jesus, and Jesus is the lamb of God, does that mean Mary had a little lamb?