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Son: "Dad, when will I be old enough so I don't have to ask mom for her permission to go out?"
Dad: "Son, even I haven't grown old enough to go out without her permission!"

Naushil Me...

A man was walking down the street and saw a sign in a store window that said "Help Wanted," so the man ran in the store and yelled out, "What's wrong?!"

animal p.

Q: How do you get 500 old cows in a barn?
A: Put up a Bingo sign.

Chocolate ...

Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A: A chalkboard.

Berry

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

Kiana

Q. What is the color of the wind?
A. Blew.

hello_the_...

Q. What can you give and keep at the same time?
A. A cold!

hello_the_...

Q: Why did the fish blush?
A: Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

cj

Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.The second lawyer looked at him and said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!" "I don't have to," the first lawyer replied. "I only have to outrun you."

TheLaughFa...

Don't break anybody's heart; they only have 1. Break their bones; they have 206.

popular kween

Q: What do you call someone without a nose or a body?
A: Nobodynose.

Dude

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You're the father of twins.” “That's odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A nurse then yells the second man, “Congratulations! You're the father of triplets!” “That's weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!” A nurse goes up to the third man saying, “Congratulations! You're the father of quadruplets." “That's strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!” The last man begins groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What's wrong?” the others ask. “I work for 7 Up!”

Anonymous