Q: Why is a river rich? A: Because it has two banks.
Q: How can you get four suits for a dollar?
A: Buy a deck of cards.
Q: Why cant you hear a pterodactyl pee? A: Because the "p" is silent.
Wise man say, "Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger."
Bob: "Holy crap, I just fell off a 50 ft ladder."
Jim: "Oh my God, are you okay?"
Bob: "Yeah it's a good thing I fell off the first step."