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Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he neverlands.

Cole Langan

Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away her "w".

Me

Q: What did the banana say to the doctor?
A: "I'm not peeling well."

TheLaughFa...

Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.

Syd the Kyd

Q: What stays in one corner but travels around the world?
A: A stamp.

Maja Zajac

Son: "Dad, when will I be old enough so I don't have to ask mom for her permission to go out?"
Dad: "Son, even I haven't grown old enough to go out without her permission!"

Naushil Me...

A mom and a son come home from the grocery store. The boy immediately empties out a box of animal crackers and the mom asks him why. The boy says, "You should not eat it if the seal is broken, so I'm looking for the seal."

Anonymous

"Johnny, why did you kick your brother in the stomach?" exclaimed the angry mother. “It was pure accident, Mama. He turned around.”

TheLaughFa...

Bob goes to see his friend Pete. He finds Pete in his barn dancing naked around his John Deere. "What are you doing!" asks Bob. Pete stops dancing & says, "My wife has been ignoring me lately so I talked to my psychiatrist and he said I needed to do some thing sexy to a tractor." [to attract her]

Rockyz

Q: Why cant you hear a pterodactyl pee? A: Because the "p" is silent.

Anonymous

If number two pencils are so popular why are they still number two?

Sarah

Q: What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?
A: Bernadette.

Anonymous