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Q: How do you get 500 old cows in a barn?
A: Put up a Bingo sign.

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Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A: A chalkboard.

Berry

Question: What did one toilet roll say to the other toilet roll?
Answer: "People keep on ripping me off!"

Anonymous

Q. What can you give and keep at the same time?
A. A cold!

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Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he neverlands.

Cole Langan

Nurse: "The invisible man is here for his appointment."
Doctor: "Tell him I'm sorry I can't see him right now."

Skylar May

Q: If you were forced to go through one of the following doors, which door do you go through with 100 % certainty you'd stay alive: a door with a man with a gun behind it, a door with a tiger who hasn't eaten in 7 years behind it, or a door with an electrical chair behind it?
A: The one with the tiger behind it, because if it hasn't eaten in 7 years it's dead.

Kroft

If a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

Anonymous

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
Nobody stands up
Teacher: "I'm sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
Little Johnny stands up
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."

lucy lemon

Q: What type of book has only characters and no story?
A: A telephone book.

Reshav Bha...

If number two pencils are so popular why are they still number two?

Sarah

Q: What did the banana say to the doctor?
A: "I'm not peeling well."

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