Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: "You're too young to smoke."
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!!
Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.
If Mary had Jesus, and Jesus is the lamb of God, does that mean Mary had a little lamb?