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Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.

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Q: Have you heard about the new restaurant called Karma?
A: There’s no menu; you get what you deserve.

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A woman is at a grocery store. She goes to the clerk to purchase her groceries. The clerk looks at her items and sees a carton of eggs, a gallon of milk, and a head of lettuce. He says to the woman, "You must be single." The woman was surprised & replies, "Yes, how did you know?" The clerk answers, "Because you're ugly."

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A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams."

Hayden Thomas

Question: What did one toilet roll say to the other toilet roll?
Answer: "People keep on ripping me off!"

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