Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!!
If Mary had Jesus, and Jesus is the lamb of God, does that mean Mary had a little lamb?
My sister asked me to take off her clothes. So I took off her shirt. Then she said, “Take off my skirt.” So I took off her skirt. “Take off my shoes.” I took off her shoes. “Now take off my bra and panties.” So I took them off. Then she looked at me and said, “I don’t want to catch you wearing my things ever again.”
Man: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not enter."