A ham sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve lunch here."
There were 3 men in the desert. They all wanted something to cool them down. One brought a pail of water. The second brought an umbrella. The third took out a car door. The other two said,"Why do you have a car door?" The person said, "So we could roll the windows down when we get hot!"
Q: Why did the razor cross the face?
A: To get to the other sideburn.
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Q: Why can't you trust an atom? A: Because they make up everything.