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joke bank - Clean Jokes

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.

Lucyfaith16

One day, 3 men died and went to heaven. "Religion?" God's secretary asked the first man.
"Jewish," the man replied.
"Okay, go to room 23, but be very quiet when you go past room 8," the secretary said.
"Religion?" he asked the second man.
"Muslim."
"Go to room 10, but be very quiet when you go past room 8."
"Religion?" he asked the third man.
"Agnostic."
"Go to room 71, but be very quiet when you go past room 8."
"Why must I be quiet when I go past room 8?" the man asked.
The secretary replied, "Oh, the Catholics are in room 8, and they think that they are they only ones here."

Guybrush

Q. What is the color of the wind?
A. Blew.

hello_the_...

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

Kiana

A man was walking down the street and saw a sign in a store window that said "Help Wanted," so the man ran in the store and yelled out, "What's wrong?!"

animal p.

Q. Why did the apple run away?
A. Because the banana split!

hello_the_...

Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?
A: Senator.

Yo Daddyo

Q: What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
A: Decalfeinated.

Anonymous

Q: What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?
A: Sandy Eggo.

Hannah Mon...

One day a duck walks in a store and ask the manager if they sell grapes. The manager says, "No, we don't sell grapes." The duck goes home and comes back the next day and asks the same question. The manager says the same thing again, "No, we do not sell grapes." The duck goes home, comes back the next day, and asks the manager if they sell grapes. This time the manager says, "No, we don't sell grapes! If you ask one more time, I will nail your beak to the floor!" The duck goes home. It comes back the next day and asks the manager if he has any nails. The manager says, "No, I don't have any nails." The duck says, "Okay, good. Do you sell grapes?"

FuzzyPanda123

Q: What does a nosy pepper do? A: It gets jalapeƱo business.

MrSamoa684

Q: What do you call someone without a nose or a body?
A: Nobodynose.

Dude