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joke bank - Clean Jokes

A mom and a son come home from the grocery store. The boy immediately empties out a box of animal crackers and the mom asks him why. The boy says, "You should not eat it if the seal is broken, so I'm looking for the seal."

Anonymous

Q: Why did Cinderella fail at basketball?
A: Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.

EMILYMACARONI

Nurse: "The invisible man is here for his appointment."
Doctor: "Tell him I'm sorry I can't see him right now."

Skylar May

Q: Why are vampires so easy to fool?
A: Because they are suckers.

Anonymous

Q: How do you create light by using water?
A: Clean the windows!

Anonymous ...

Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade.
Utkarsh: "What are you doing these days?"
Sparsh: "PHD."
Utkarsh: "Wow! You're a doctor!"
Sparsh: "No, Pizza Home Delivery."

Aayush Kumar

Q: If a plane crashed on the Canada/USA border, where would the survivors be buried?
A: You don't bury survivors.

Anonymous

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer? They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Annie X

Teacher: "Where was the Constitution of India signed?"
Student: "At the bottom of the page!"

sweety

Q. Why did the apple run away?
A. Because the banana split!

hello_the_...

Q. what do you call a bear with no teeth
A. A gummy bear

Eliana Her...

Q: What did one hat say to another?
A: You stay here, I’ll go on a head.

Anonymous