My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.
Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
If Mary had Jesus, and Jesus is the lamb of God, does that mean Mary had a little lamb?
Man: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not enter."
A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams."