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joke bank - Clean Jokes

What do cars eat on their toast? Traffic jam.

Anonymous

A lot of people cry when they cut an onion. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.

Scott Walter

Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade.
Utkarsh: "What are you doing these days?"
Sparsh: "PHD."
Utkarsh: "Wow! You're a doctor!"
Sparsh: "No, Pizza Home Delivery."

Aayush Kumar

Q: What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
A: "Odor in the court!"

jonpingel

Q: Why do centipedes have 100 legs?
A: So they can walk.

Anonymous

Q: Why didn’t the melons get married?
A: Because they cantaloupe.

Takeoff Zebra

"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Nobel."
"Nobel who?"
"No bell that's why I knocked."

jean hegarty

Three old friends got together and were discussing what movie they had watched when they conceived their children. One lady says she had just watched a movie called The Search for One-eye Jimmy and nine months later she gave birth to her baby. Another lady says, "Oh, I saw the movie Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and then nine months later I had septuplets." The last lady gasps and exclaims, "Oh no, I just watched 101 Dalmations!"

PEPE WHO

Q: What type of book has only characters and no story?
A: A telephone book.

Reshav Bha...

Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words.

typical joker

Q: What do cats eat for breakfast?
A: Mice Krispies.

slim

Teacher: "Where was the Constitution of India signed?"
Student: "At the bottom of the page!"

sweety