A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams."
My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.
Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
A: I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Q: Have you heard about the new restaurant called Karma?
A: There’s no menu; you get what you deserve.