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A mom and a son come home from the grocery store. The boy immediately empties out a box of animal crackers and the mom asks him why. The boy says, "You should not eat it if the seal is broken, so I'm looking for the seal."

Anonymous

Q: What did the banana say to the doctor?
A: "I'm not peeling well."

TheLaughFa...

For a period, Houdini used a trap door in every single show he did…I guess you could say it was a stage he was going through.

madazzahatter

Q. Why did the apple run away?
A. Because the banana split!

hello_the_...

Q: What do you do with a sick boat?
A: Take it to the doc.

Anonymous

Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away her "w".

Me

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over the policeman says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

TheLaughFa...

"Johnny, why did you kick your brother in the stomach?" exclaimed the angry mother. “It was pure accident, Mama. He turned around.”

TheLaughFa...

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer? They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Annie X

Q: What stays in one corner but travels around the world?
A: A stamp.

Maja Zajac

Q: Why cant you hear a pterodactyl pee? A: Because the "p" is silent.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?
A: Bernadette.

Anonymous