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joke bank - Clean Jokes

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth?
A: A brick.

Matt Rees

Q: Why are vampires so easy to fool?
A: Because they are suckers.


Q: What does a nosy pepper do? A: It gets jalapeño business.


Q: What did one hat say to another?
A: You stay here, I’ll go on a head.


Q. Why did the apple run away?
A. Because the banana split!


Q: What type of book has only characters and no story?
A: A telephone book.

Reshav Bha...

A mom and a son come home from the grocery store. The boy immediately empties out a box of animal crackers and the mom asks him why. The boy says, "You should not eat it if the seal is broken, so I'm looking for the seal."


Q: How do birds fly?
A: They just wing it!

Willem Van...

Q: Why do centipedes have 100 legs?
A: So they can walk.


Q: How can you get four suits for a dollar?
A: Buy a deck of cards.


Q: What do you do with a sick boat?
A: Take it to the doc.


Q: What did the banana say to the doctor?
A: "I'm not peeling well."