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Teacher: "Why does a stone sink in water when you thrown it in?"
Student: "Because it does not know how to swim."


A man lives and works in the same building. Every day he takes the elevator from the 10th floor down to the 1st floor where he works. At the end of the day he rides from the 1st floor up to the 7th floor and takes the stairs the rest of the way. Why? He is a dwarf and can't reach the 10th floor button.


A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said, "Now, now young lad, I think you had better take that monkey the zoo." The next day, the boy was walking down the road with the monkey on his shoulder again, when he passed the same policeman. The policeman said, "Hey there, I thought I told you to take that money to the zoo!" The boy answered, "I did! Today I'm taking him to the cinema."


Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? A: It's okay. He woke up.


Q: Why did the man take toilet paper the party?
A: Because he was a party pooper.