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Q: What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
A: Decalfeinated.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?
A: Senator.

Yo Daddyo

Q: Why did the tofu cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken.

Victor Le

Q: What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?
A: Sandy Eggo.

Hannah Mon...

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagles

Anonymous

Q. What did the pop star do when he locked himself out?
A. He sang until he found the right key!

hello_the_...

Mahatma Gandhi often walked barefoot which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, making him rather frail and with his odd diet he often suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.

Audra, Me,...

Q: What do you call someone without a nose or a body?
A: Nobodynose.

Dude

Q: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
A: Because it’s pointless!

Anonymous

Q: What does a nosy pepper do? A: It gets jalapeño business.

MrSamoa684

I have a stepladder. I never knew my real ladder.

shinxanta

Teacher: "Where was the Constitution of India signed?"
Student: "At the bottom of the page!"

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