Chocolate Sundaes is live this Sunday!

joke bank - Clean Jokes

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth?
A: A brick.

Matt Rees

Q: Why cant you hear a pterodactyl pee? A: Because the "p" is silent.

Anonymous

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer? They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Annie X

Patient: "I get a terrible pain in my eye when I drink a cup of coffee."
Doctor: "Try taking the spoon out."

Anonymous

Q. Why did the apple run away?
A. Because the banana split!

hello_the_...

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

Kiana

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.

Lucyfaith16

A man was walking down the street and saw a sign in a store window that said "Help Wanted," so the man ran in the store and yelled out, "What's wrong?!"

animal p.

Q: How do you turn white chocolate into dark chocolate?
A: Turn off the light.

EF

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Anonymous

Q: What happens when you cross a shark with a cow?
A: I don't know but I wouldn't milk it.

Ahadito

Q: How can you get four suits for a dollar?
A: Buy a deck of cards.

TheLaughFa...