Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
A: I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Q: Have you heard about the new restaurant called Karma?
A: There’s no menu; you get what you deserve.
My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.
A woman is at a grocery store. She goes to the clerk to purchase her groceries. The clerk looks at her items and sees a carton of eggs, a gallon of milk, and a head of lettuce. He says to the woman, "You must be single." The woman was surprised & replies, "Yes, how did you know?" The clerk answers, "Because you're ugly."
Bless you! Need a tissue?