joke bank - Clean Jokes

A man was walking down the street and saw a sign in a store window that said "Help Wanted," so the man ran in the store and yelled out, "What's wrong?!"

animal p.

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

Kiana

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer? They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Annie X

Q. Why did the apple run away?
A. Because the banana split!

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Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?
A: Senator.

Yo Daddyo

Q: What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
A: Decalfeinated.

Anonymous

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.

Tonymous

Q: Why did the tofu cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken.

Victor Le

Q: Why did the runner stop listing to music?
A: Because she broke too many records.

Anonymous

Mahatma Gandhi often walked barefoot which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, making him rather frail and with his odd diet he often suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.

Audra, Me,...

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagles

Anonymous

Q. What did the pop star do when he locked himself out?
A. He sang until he found the right key!

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