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Bob goes to see his friend Pete. He finds Pete in his barn dancing naked around his John Deere. "What are you doing!" asks Bob. Pete stops dancing & says, "My wife has been ignoring me lately so I talked to my psychiatrist and he said I needed to do some thing sexy to a tractor." [to attract her]

Rockyz

Nurse: "The invisible man is here for his appointment."
Doctor: "Tell him I'm sorry I can't see him right now."

Skylar May

Q: How do you create light by using water?
A: Clean the windows!

Anonymous ...

Q: Why are vampires so easy to fool?
A: Because they are suckers.

Anonymous

A mom and a son come home from the grocery store. The boy immediately empties out a box of animal crackers and the mom asks him why. The boy says, "You should not eat it if the seal is broken, so I'm looking for the seal."

Anonymous

Q: What does a nosy pepper do? A: It gets jalapeño business.

MrSamoa684

Q. Why did the apple run away?
A. Because the banana split!

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Q: What did one hat say to another?
A: You stay here, I’ll go on a head.

Anonymous

Q: How do birds fly?
A: They just wing it!

Willem Van...

Q: Why do centipedes have 100 legs?
A: So they can walk.

Anonymous

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer? They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Annie X

Q: How can you get four suits for a dollar?
A: Buy a deck of cards.

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