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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Anonymous

Q: What happens when you cross a shark with a cow?
A: I don't know but I wouldn't milk it.

Ahadito

Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?
A: Senator.

Yo Daddyo

Q: Why did the tofu cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken.

Victor Le

Q: Why did the runner stop listing to music?
A: Because she broke too many records.

Anonymous

Teacher: "Where was the Constitution of India signed?"
Student: "At the bottom of the page!"

sweety

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.

Tonymous

Mahatma Gandhi often walked barefoot which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, making him rather frail and with his odd diet he often suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.

Audra, Me,...

Q: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A: Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Brandonc

Q. What did the pop star do when he locked himself out?
A. He sang until he found the right key!

hello_the_...

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagles

Anonymous

Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own?
A: Because it's two tired.

Groot