A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fight with my classmate. He called me a sissy." The mother asked, "What did you do?" The boy replied, "I hit him with my purse!"
Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
A: I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Q: Have you heard about the new restaurant called Karma?
A: There’s no menu; you get what you deserve.
Bless you! Need a tissue?
Question: What did one toilet roll say to the other toilet roll?
Answer: "People keep on ripping me off!"