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Q: What type of book has only characters and no story?
A: A telephone book.

Reshav Bha...

Q. what do you call a bear with no teeth
A. A gummy bear

Eliana Her...

Q: What do you do with a sick boat?
A: Take it to the doc.

Anonymous

Teacher: "Where was the Constitution of India signed?"
Student: "At the bottom of the page!"

sweety

Q: Wanna hear a joke about construction?
A: Never mind, I'm still working on it.

Laughathon

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

Kiana

A man was walking down the street and saw a sign in a store window that said "Help Wanted," so the man ran in the store and yelled out, "What's wrong?!"

animal p.

"Johnny, why did you kick your brother in the stomach?" exclaimed the angry mother. “It was pure accident, Mama. He turned around.”

TheLaughFa...

Q: What did one ocean say to another ocean?
A: Nothing. It just waved.

skylah gol...

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over the policeman says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

TheLaughFa...

Q: What did the magnet say to the other magnet?
A: I find you very attractive!

Anonymous

Q: Why cant you hear a pterodactyl pee? A: Because the "p" is silent.

Anonymous