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joke bank - Clean Jokes

Q. what do you call a bear with no teeth
A. A gummy bear

Eliana Her...

Q: How do you create light by using water?
A: Clean the windows!

Anonymous ...

Q: Why do centipedes have 100 legs?
A: So they can walk.

Anonymous

Q: How do birds fly?
A: They just wing it!

Willem Van...

Jim, Scott and Alex are tired after traveling all day and check into a hotel. When they get to reception, they find out they'll have to walk 75 flights of stairs to get to their room because the elevator is out of order. Jim suggests that they do something interesting to pass time while they walk the 75 flights. Jim will tell jokes, Scott will sing songs, and Alex will tell sad stories. So Jim tells jokes for 25 flights, Scott sings songs for 25 flights and Alex tells sad stories for 24 flights. When they reach the 75th floor, Alex tells his saddest story of all, "Guys, I left our room key at reception."

Sid

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

Kiana

A man was walking down the street and saw a sign in a store window that said "Help Wanted," so the man ran in the store and yelled out, "What's wrong?!"

animal p.

"Johnny, why did you kick your brother in the stomach?" exclaimed the angry mother. “It was pure accident, Mama. He turned around.”

TheLaughFa...

Q: What did one hat say to another?
A: You stay here, I’ll go on a head.

Anonymous

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory today. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Silenxio M...

Q: What do you do with a sick boat?
A: Take it to the doc.

Anonymous

Q: Why didn't the sailors play cards?
A: Because the captain was on the deck.

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