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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer? They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Annie X

Q: What did one ocean say to another ocean?
A: Nothing. It just waved.

skylah gol...

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over the policeman says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

TheLaughFa...

Teacher: "Where was the Constitution of India signed?"
Student: "At the bottom of the page!"

sweety

"Johnny, why did you kick your brother in the stomach?" exclaimed the angry mother. “It was pure accident, Mama. He turned around.”

TheLaughFa...

Q. what do you call a bear with no teeth
A. A gummy bear

Eliana Her...

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

Kiana

Q: What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?
A: Bernadette.

Anonymous

Q: What stays in one corner but travels around the world?
A: A stamp.

Maja Zajac

Q: Why cant you hear a pterodactyl pee? A: Because the "p" is silent.

Anonymous

A man was walking down the street and saw a sign in a store window that said "Help Wanted," so the man ran in the store and yelled out, "What's wrong?!"

animal p.

Patient: "I get a terrible pain in my eye when I drink a cup of coffee."
Doctor: "Try taking the spoon out."

Anonymous