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Q: Why do centipedes have 100 legs?
A: So they can walk.

Anonymous

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

Kiana

Q: How do birds fly?
A: They just wing it!

Willem Van...

Q: What did one hat say to another?
A: You stay here, I’ll go on a head.

Anonymous

A man was walking down the street and saw a sign in a store window that said "Help Wanted," so the man ran in the store and yelled out, "What's wrong?!"

animal p.

"Johnny, why did you kick your brother in the stomach?" exclaimed the angry mother. “It was pure accident, Mama. He turned around.”

TheLaughFa...

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory today. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Silenxio M...

Q: What does a nosy pepper do? A: It gets jalapeño business.

MrSamoa684

Does anyone remember the Swatch, a watch made in Switzerland? Thank god Croatia didn't come up with the idea first. Just imagine if someone were to ask you what time is it? "Oh pardon me while I look at my crotch."

Mark My Words

Q: What do you do with a sick boat?
A: Take it to the doc.

Anonymous

Q: How can you get four suits for a dollar?
A: Buy a deck of cards.

TheLaughFa...

Q: Wanna hear a joke about construction?
A: Never mind, I'm still working on it.

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