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joke bank - Clean Jokes

Q: Why do centipedes have 100 legs?
A: So they can walk.

Anonymous

Q: What does a nosy pepper do? A: It gets jalapeño business.

MrSamoa684

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

Kiana

Q: How can you get four suits for a dollar?
A: Buy a deck of cards.

TheLaughFa...

Q: What do you do with a sick boat?
A: Take it to the doc.

Anonymous

Q. What's a shark's favorite sandwich?
A. Peanut butter and jellyfish!

hello_the_...

Q: What type of book has only characters and no story?
A: A telephone book.

Reshav Bha...

Q: Wanna hear a joke about construction?
A: Never mind, I'm still working on it.

Laughathon

A man was walking down the street and saw a sign in a store window that said "Help Wanted," so the man ran in the store and yelled out, "What's wrong?!"

animal p.

Q: Did you hear about the guy who drank 8 Cokes?
A: He burped 7Up.

Anonymous

"Johnny, why did you kick your brother in the stomach?" exclaimed the angry mother. “It was pure accident, Mama. He turned around.”

TheLaughFa...

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory today. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Silenxio M...