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Q: What do you do with a sick boat?
A: Take it to the doc.

Anonymous

Teacher: "Where was the Constitution of India signed?"
Student: "At the bottom of the page!"

sweety

Q: Wanna hear a joke about construction?
A: Never mind, I'm still working on it.

Laughathon

Q. what do you call a bear with no teeth
A. A gummy bear

Eliana Her...

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

Kiana

"Johnny, why did you kick your brother in the stomach?" exclaimed the angry mother. “It was pure accident, Mama. He turned around.”

TheLaughFa...

Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away her "w".

Me

Q: What did the magnet say to the other magnet?
A: I find you very attractive!

Anonymous

Q: What did one ocean say to another ocean?
A: Nothing. It just waved.

skylah gol...

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over the policeman says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

TheLaughFa...

Q: Why cant you hear a pterodactyl pee? A: Because the "p" is silent.

Anonymous

A man was walking down the street and saw a sign in a store window that said "Help Wanted," so the man ran in the store and yelled out, "What's wrong?!"

animal p.