joke bank - Clean Jokes

Q: What did the cross-eyed teacher say?
A: I can't control my pupils!

Joke Master

Q: Why are vampires so easy to fool?
A: Because they are suckers.

Anonymous

Q: Why didn't the sailors play cards?
A: Because the captain was on the deck.

slic hated

Q. what do you call a bear with no teeth
A. A gummy bear

Eliana Her...

A man was walking down the street and saw a sign in a store window that said "Help Wanted," so the man ran in the store and yelled out, "What's wrong?!"

animal p.

Q: Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she'll let it go!

SCOCBEE33

"Johnny, why did you kick your brother in the stomach?" exclaimed the angry mother. “It was pure accident, Mama. He turned around.”

TheLaughFa...

Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?
A: Senator.

Yo Daddyo

Q: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A: Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Brandonc

Q: Why did the runner stop listing to music?
A: Because she broke too many records.

Anonymous

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

Kiana

Nurse: "The invisible man is here for his appointment."
Doctor: "Tell him I'm sorry I can't see him right now."

Skylar May