joke bank - Clean Jokes

Q: How do birds fly?
A: They just wing it!

Willem Van...

Q. What did the pop star do when he locked himself out?
A. He sang until he found the right key!

hello_the_...

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory today. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Silenxio M...

Q: How do you turn white chocolate into dark chocolate?
A: Turn off the light.

EF

Question: What did one toilet roll say to the other toilet roll?
Answer: "People keep on ripping me off!"

Anonymous

Q: How do you create light by using water?
A: Clean the windows!

Anonymous ...

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Anonymous

Q: What did one hat say to another?
A: You stay here, I’ll go on a head.

Anonymous

Q: Wanna hear a joke about construction?
A: Never mind, I'm still working on it.

Laughathon

Q: Why did Cinderella fail at basketball?
A: Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.

EMILYMACARONI

Q: What do you do with a sick boat?
A: Take it to the doc.

Anonymous

Q: Why cant you hear a pterodactyl pee? A: Because the "p" is silent.

Anonymous