joke bank - Clean Jokes

Q: How do you turn white chocolate into dark chocolate?
A: Turn off the light.

Q: What stays in one corner but travels around the world?
A: A stamp.

Q: Why did the runner stop listing to music?
A: Because she broke too many records.

A man was walking down the street and saw a sign in a store window that said "Help Wanted," so the man ran in the store and yelled out, "What's wrong?!"

Q: Why does a cow wear a bell around its neck?
A: Because its horns don't work.

Patient: "I get a terrible pain in my eye when I drink a cup of coffee."
Doctor: "Try taking the spoon out."

Q. What did the pop star do when he locked himself out?
A. He sang until he found the right key!

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?
A: Senator.

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.

Q: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A: Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Q: Why did the tofu cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken.