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joke bank - Clean Jokes

Q. What do you do if attacked by a clan of clowns?

A. Go for the juggler.

Anonymous

Q: Why is a river rich? A: Because it has two banks.

ISHA KHANNA

Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words.

typical joker

Q: When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, what happens?
A: UCLA.

Anonymous

''Doctor, my nose is 11 inches long!"
''Come back when it grows into a foot!"

hello_the_...

My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Steve, so I asked him, "What's the name of his other leg?"

NILESH.M.J...

Q: What type of book has only characters and no story?
A: A telephone book.

Reshav Bha...

Q: How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
A: You rocket.

Anonymous

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory today. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Silenxio M...

Q: Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
A: Because there are lots of fans.

Iamsnappy4

A redneck's last words are always, "Hey y'all, watch this!"

Anonymous

Q: How can you get four suits for a dollar?
A: Buy a deck of cards.

TheLaughFa...