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Q. What did the pop star do when he locked himself out?
A. He sang until he found the right key!

hello_the_...

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.

Tonymous

Q: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A: Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Brandonc

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagles

Anonymous

Fred: "Why do elephants wear red nail polish?"
Bob: "I don't know, why?"
Fred: "To hide in cherry trees."
Bob: "But I've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree."
Fred: "See, it works."

Swiftie

Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own?
A: Because it's two tired.

Groot

Q: What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?
A: Sandy Eggo.

Hannah Mon...

Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade.
Utkarsh: "What are you doing these days?"
Sparsh: "PHD."
Utkarsh: "Wow! You're a doctor!"
Sparsh: "No, Pizza Home Delivery."

Aayush Kumar

Q: What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
A: "Odor in the court!"

jonpingel

Q: What is a tree's favorite drink?
A: Root beer.

Anonymous

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: Because chickens weren't around yet.

Anonymous

Q: Why didn't the sailors play cards?
A: Because the captain was on the deck.

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