joke bank - Clean Jokes

Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?
A: Senator.

Q: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A: Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory today. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Q: How do you turn white chocolate into dark chocolate?
A: Turn off the light.

Q: How do you create light by using water?
A: Clean the windows!

Q: Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she'll let it go!

Q: Why did Cinderella fail at basketball?
A: Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.

Q: What did one hat say to another?
A: You stay here, I’ll go on a head.

Q: Wanna hear a joke about construction?
A: Never mind, I'm still working on it.

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over the policeman says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

Q: What do you do with a sick boat?
A: Take it to the doc.

Q: Why cant you hear a pterodactyl pee? A: Because the "p" is silent.