Q: Have you heard about the new restaurant called Karma?
A: There’s no menu; you get what you deserve.
Two little boys were known troublemakers, stealing everything they could get their hands, even from the church. One day a priest stopped one of the boys and asked, "Where is God?" The boy shrugged and the priest repeated, "Where is God?" The boy ran out of the cathedral crying to his home where he hid in a closet. Eventually his brother found him and asked, "What's wrong?" The crying boy replied, "We're in trouble now! God is missing and they think we took him!"
Q: Who is the poorest guy in the south?
A: The Tooth Fairy.
Bless you! Need a tissue?
Question: What did one toilet roll say to the other toilet roll?
Answer: "People keep on ripping me off!"