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Q: Why does a cow wear a bell around its neck?
A: Because its horns don't work.

Krispyk

Q: Why did the runner stop listing to music?
A: Because she broke too many records.

Anonymous

Q: How do you turn white chocolate into dark chocolate?
A: Turn off the light.

EF

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.

Lucyfaith16

Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?
A: Senator.

Yo Daddyo

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Anonymous

Q: Why did the tofu cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken.

Victor Le

Q. What did the pop star do when he locked himself out?
A. He sang until he found the right key!

hello_the_...

Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
A: Sneakers.

Anonymous

Q: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A: Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Brandonc

Q: What happens when you cross a shark with a cow?
A: I don't know but I wouldn't milk it.

Ahadito

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.

Tonymous