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joke bank - Clean Jokes

Q: What type of book has only characters and no story?
A: A telephone book.

Reshav Bha...

Q: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A: Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Brandonc

Q: Did you hear about the guy who drank 8 Cokes?
A: He burped 7Up.

Anonymous

Q: Why cant you hear a pterodactyl pee? A: Because the "p" is silent.

Anonymous

Q: What did one ocean say to another ocean?
A: Nothing. It just waved.

skylah gol...

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over the policeman says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

TheLaughFa...

My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Steve, so I asked him, "What's the name of his other leg?"

NILESH.M.J...

Q: Why did the runner stop listing to music?
A: Because she broke too many records.

Anonymous

Q: What did the magnet say to the other magnet?
A: I find you very attractive!

Anonymous

Q: How do you turn white chocolate into dark chocolate?
A: Turn off the light.

EF

Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away her "w".

Me

Q: Why does a cow wear a bell around its neck?
A: Because its horns don't work.

Krispyk