joke bank - Clean Jokes

A man was walking down the street and saw a sign in a store window that said "Help Wanted," so the man ran in the store and yelled out, "What's wrong?!"

Q: Did you hear about the guy who drank 8 Cokes?
A: He burped 7Up.

Q. What's a shark's favorite sandwich?
A. Peanut butter and jellyfish!

Q: Why did the runner stop listing to music?
A: Because she broke too many records.

Q: What stays in one corner but travels around the world?
A: A stamp.

Q: Why does a cow wear a bell around its neck?
A: Because its horns don't work.

Q: How do you turn white chocolate into dark chocolate?
A: Turn off the light.

Q: What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?
A: Bernadette.

Patient: "I get a terrible pain in my eye when I drink a cup of coffee."
Doctor: "Try taking the spoon out."

Q: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A: Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Q. What did the pop star do when he locked himself out?
A. He sang until he found the right key!

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb a tree and act like a nut.