joke bank - Clean Jokes

Q: How do birds fly?
A: They just wing it!

Willem Van...

Q. What did the pop star do when he locked himself out?
A. He sang until he found the right key!


Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory today. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Silenxio M...

Q: How do you turn white chocolate into dark chocolate?
A: Turn off the light.


Question: What did one toilet roll say to the other toilet roll?
Answer: "People keep on ripping me off!"


Q: How do you create light by using water?
A: Clean the windows!

Anonymous ...

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb a tree and act like a nut.


Q: What did one hat say to another?
A: You stay here, I’ll go on a head.


Q: Wanna hear a joke about construction?
A: Never mind, I'm still working on it.


Q: Why did Cinderella fail at basketball?
A: Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.


Q: What do you do with a sick boat?
A: Take it to the doc.


Q: Why cant you hear a pterodactyl pee? A: Because the "p" is silent.