Q: What did the astronaut say when he wanted to be alone? A: "Give me some space!"
Q: What did one hat say to another?
A: You stay here, I’ll go on a head.
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Q: What did the math book say to its therapist? A: I've got a lot of problems.
Q: What did one streetlight say to the other?
A: Don't look, I'm changing.