joke bank - Clean Jokes

Q: Wanna hear a joke about construction?
A: Never mind, I'm still working on it.

Q: How can you get four suits for a dollar?
A: Buy a deck of cards.

Q: Why didn't the sailors play cards?
A: Because the captain was on the deck.

Q: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A: Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Q: What did one ocean say to another ocean?
A: Nothing. It just waved.

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over the policeman says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

Q: Why cant you hear a pterodactyl pee? A: Because the "p" is silent.

Q: Why did the runner stop listing to music?
A: Because she broke too many records.

Q: Did you hear about the guy who drank 8 Cokes?
A: He burped 7Up.

Q: What type of book has only characters and no story?
A: A telephone book.

My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Steve, so I asked him, "What's the name of his other leg?"

Q: How do you turn white chocolate into dark chocolate?
A: Turn off the light.