A man lives and works in the same building. Every day he takes the elevator from the 10th floor down to the 1st floor where he works. At the end of the day he rides from the 1st floor up to the 7th floor and takes the stairs the rest of the way. Why? He is a dwarf and can't reach the 10th floor button.
A woman is at a grocery store. She goes to the clerk to purchase her groceries. The clerk looks at her items and sees a carton of eggs, a gallon of milk, and a head of lettuce. He says to the woman, "You must be single." The woman was surprised & replies, "Yes, how did you know?" The clerk answers, "Because you're ugly."
Q: Why are fish easy to weigh?
A: Because they have their own scales.
Q: Why did the man take toilet paper the party?
A: Because he was a party pooper.
Q: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
A: Because it’s pointless!