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Q: Why did the man take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because he was a party pooper.

Keyke

Q: What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as it hits your windshield?
A: Its butt.

LEXMIA

Q: Why do centipedes have 100 legs?
A: So they can walk.

Anonymous

A man walks into a bar and sits down. He asks the bartender, "Can I have a cigarette?" The bartender replies, "Sure, the cigarette machine is over there." So he walks over to the machine and as he is about to order a cigarette, the machine suddenly says, "Oi, you bloody idiot." The man says with surprise in his voice, "That's not very nice." He returns to his bar stool without a cigarette and asks the bartender for some peanuts. The bartender passes the man a bowl of peanuts and the man hears one of the peanuts speak, "Ooh, I like your hair." The man says to the bartender, "Hey, what's going on here? Your cigarette machine is insulting me and this peanut is coming on to me. Why's this?" The bartender replies, "Oh, that's because the machine is out of order and the peanuts are complementary."

Liam Singl...

"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Nobel."
"Nobel who?"
"No bell that's why I knocked."

jean hegarty

Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words.

typical joker

Q. What do you do if attacked by a clan of clowns?

A. Go for the juggler.

Anonymous

Q: When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, what happens?
A: UCLA.

Anonymous

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory today. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Silenxio M...

Q: Why is a river rich? A: Because it has two banks.

ISHA KHANNA

Q: Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
A: Because there are lots of fans.

Iamsnappy4

Q: What does Miley Cyrus eat for Christmas dinner?
A: Roast twerky!

Anonymous