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joke bank - Clean Jokes

Q. What did the pop star do when he locked himself out?
A. He sang until he found the right key!

hello_the_...

Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away her "w".

Me

Q: Why does a cow wear a bell around its neck?
A: Because its horns don't work.

Krispyk

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Anonymous

Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a 1,000 letters?
A: Post office.

CanadianBr...

Patient: "I get a terrible pain in my eye when I drink a cup of coffee."
Doctor: "Try taking the spoon out."

Anonymous

Q: Why did the tofu cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken.

Victor Le

Fred: "Why do elephants wear red nail polish?"
Bob: "I don't know, why?"
Fred: "To hide in cherry trees."
Bob: "But I've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree."
Fred: "See, it works."

Swiftie

Q: What stays in one corner but travels around the world?
A: A stamp.

Maja Zajac

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.

Lucyfaith16

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagles

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A: A thesaurus.

Silenxio M...