joke bank - Clean Jokes

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A: A thesaurus.

Silenxio M...

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagles

Anonymous

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.

Lucyfaith16

Q: What stays in one corner but travels around the world?
A: A stamp.

Maja Zajac

Q: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
A: "It's pasture bedtime."

Lee Ann S.

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.

Tonymous

Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A: Sue.

cool boi

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill? Running...JK! Rolling.

pinkshorts...

Q: What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?
A: Sandy Eggo.

Hannah Mon...

Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
A: Sneakers.

Anonymous

Q: Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she'll let it go!

SCOCBEE33

"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Nobel."
"Nobel who?"
"No bell that's why I knocked."

jean hegarty