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joke bank - Clean Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagles

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A: A thesaurus.

Silenxio M...

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.

Tonymous

Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A: Sue.

cool boi

Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
A: Sneakers.

Anonymous

Q: What happens when you cross a shark with a cow?
A: I don't know but I wouldn't milk it.

Ahadito

Q: What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?
A: Sandy Eggo.

Hannah Mon...

Q: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
A: "It's pasture bedtime."

Lee Ann S.

Q: Why did the one armed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.

Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own?
A: Because it's two tired.

Groot

Q: What did the math book say to its therapist? A: I've got a lot of problems.

Suck my balls

Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?
A: "It's been nice gnawing you!"

Anonymous