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joke bank - Clean Jokes

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.

Tonymous

Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A: Sue.

cool boi

Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
A: Sneakers.

Anonymous

Q: What happens when you cross a shark with a cow?
A: I don't know but I wouldn't milk it.

Ahadito

Q: What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?
A: Sandy Eggo.

Hannah Mon...

Q: Why didn't the sailors play cards?
A: Because the captain was on the deck.

slic hated

Q: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
A: "It's pasture bedtime."

Lee Ann S.

Q: Why did the one armed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.

Q: What did the math book say to its therapist? A: I've got a lot of problems.

Suck my balls

Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own?
A: Because it's two tired.

Groot

Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?
A: "It's been nice gnawing you!"

Anonymous

A man walks into a bar and sits down. He asks the bartender, "Can I have a cigarette?" The bartender replies, "Sure, the cigarette machine is over there." So he walks over to the machine and as he is about to order a cigarette, the machine suddenly says, "Oi, you bloody idiot." The man says with surprise in his voice, "That's not very nice." He returns to his bar stool without a cigarette and asks the bartender for some peanuts. The bartender passes the man a bowl of peanuts and the man hears one of the peanuts speak, "Ooh, I like your hair." The man says to the bartender, "Hey, what's going on here? Your cigarette machine is insulting me and this peanut is coming on to me. Why's this?" The bartender replies, "Oh, that's because the machine is out of order and the peanuts are complementary."

Liam Singl...