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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A: A thesaurus.

Silenxio M...

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.

Lucyfaith16

I went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey! The sign says you're open 24 hours." He Said, "Yes, but not in a row!"

Anonymous

Q: What stays in one corner but travels around the world?
A: A stamp.

Maja Zajac

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.

Tonymous

Q: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
A: "It's pasture bedtime."

Lee Ann S.

Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A: Sue.

cool boi

Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
A: Sneakers.

Anonymous

Q: What happens when you cross a shark with a cow?
A: I don't know but I wouldn't milk it.

Ahadito

Q: What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?
A: Sandy Eggo.

Hannah Mon...

"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Nobel."
"Nobel who?"
"No bell that's why I knocked."

jean hegarty

Q: Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she'll let it go!

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