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Q: Where do eggplants come from?
A: Chicken plants.

Anonymous

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill? Running...JK! Rolling.

pinkshorts...

Q: Where do you learn how to make ice cream?
A: Sundae School

Anonymous

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: Because chickens weren't around yet.

Anonymous

Q: How do you make the number seven even?

A: Drop the "s."

Anonymous

Q: What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as it hits your windshield?
A: Its butt.

LEXMIA

Q: What is a tree's favorite drink?
A: Root beer.

Anonymous

Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.The second lawyer looked at him and said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!" "I don't have to," the first lawyer replied. "I only have to outrun you."

TheLaughFa...

Q: Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she'll let it go!

SCOCBEE33

Q: Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?
A: He couldn't fit in the elevator

TheLaughFa...

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in pal. You're obviously drunk." The wasted man asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?" "Yeah buddy, I'm sure," said the cop, "Let's go." Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness. I thought I was crippled."

laughflava

Q: What does a clam do on its birthday? A: Shellabrate!

angelina