joke bank - Clean Jokes

Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?
A: "It's been nice gnawing you!"


What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill? Running...JK! Rolling.


Q: Why did the one armed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.

Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own?
A: Because it's two tired.


Q: What did the math book say to its therapist? A: I've got a lot of problems.

Suck my balls

Q: Where do you learn how to make ice cream?
A: Sundae School


Q: Where do eggplants come from?
A: Chicken plants.


Q: What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as it hits your windshield?
A: Its butt.


Q: How do you make the number seven even?

A: Drop the "s."


Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: Because chickens weren't around yet.


Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.The second lawyer looked at him and said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!" "I don't have to," the first lawyer replied. "I only have to outrun you."


Q: What is a tree's favorite drink?
A: Root beer.