joke bank - Clean Jokes

Q: What happens when you cross a shark with a cow?
A: I don't know but I wouldn't milk it.


Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
A: Sneakers.


Q: Why did the one armed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.

Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own?
A: Because it's two tired.


Q: What did the math book say to its therapist? A: I've got a lot of problems.

Suck my balls

Q: What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as it hits your windshield?
A: Its butt.


Q: Where do you learn how to make ice cream?
A: Sundae School


Q: Where do eggplants come from?
A: Chicken plants.


Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.The second lawyer looked at him and said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!" "I don't have to," the first lawyer replied. "I only have to outrun you."


Q: How do you make the number seven even?

A: Drop the "s."


Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: Because chickens weren't around yet.


Q: What is a tree's favorite drink?
A: Root beer.