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joke bank - Clean Jokes

Q: Where do eggplants come from?
A: Chicken plants.

Anonymous

Q: Where do you learn how to make ice cream?
A: Sundae School

Anonymous

Jim, Scott and Alex are tired after traveling all day and check into a hotel. When they get to reception, they find out they'll have to walk 75 flights of stairs to get to their room because the elevator is out of order. Jim suggests that they do something interesting to pass time while they walk the 75 flights. Jim will tell jokes, Scott will sing songs, and Alex will tell sad stories. So Jim tells jokes for 25 flights, Scott sings songs for 25 flights and Alex tells sad stories for 24 flights. When they reach the 75th floor, Alex tells his saddest story of all, "Guys, I left our room key at reception."

Sid

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill? Running...JK! Rolling.

pinkshorts...

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: Because chickens weren't around yet.

Anonymous

Q: How do you make the number seven even?

A: Drop the "s."

Anonymous

Q: What is a tree's favorite drink?
A: Root beer.

Anonymous

Q: What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as it hits your windshield?
A: Its butt.

LEXMIA

Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.The second lawyer looked at him and said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!" "I don't have to," the first lawyer replied. "I only have to outrun you."

TheLaughFa...

Q: Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?
A: He couldn't fit in the elevator

TheLaughFa...

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in pal. You're obviously drunk." The wasted man asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?" "Yeah buddy, I'm sure," said the cop, "Let's go." Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness. I thought I was crippled."

laughflava

Q: Why do pirates not know the alphabet?
A: They always get stuck at "c."

Jerroy