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joke bank - Clean Jokes

Q: Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?
A: He couldn't fit in the elevator

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Q: What does a clam do on its birthday? A: Shellabrate!

angelina

Q: Why do pirates not know the alphabet?
A: They always get stuck at "c."

Jerroy

Q: Can a match box?
A: No, but a tin can.

Anonymous

Q: Why is the letter B very cool?
A: Because it's sitting in the AC.

Anonymous

Q: Why did they have to bury George Washington standing up?
A: Because he could never lie.

Anonymous

Q: Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?
A: Because the cow has the utter.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a girl who's just come back from the beach?
A: Sandy.

Hannah Hill

Q: Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
A: Because they were watch dogs.

marty

Q: Why did the man take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because he was a party pooper.

Keyke

Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?
A: With a tuba glue.

Anonymous

Q: Who earns a living by driving his customers away?
A: A taxi driver.

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