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joke bank - Clean Jokes

Q: Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?
A: He couldn't fit in the elevator


Q: What does a clam do on its birthday? A: Shellabrate!


A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in pal. You're obviously drunk." The wasted man asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?" "Yeah buddy, I'm sure," said the cop, "Let's go." Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness. I thought I was crippled."


Q: Can a match box?
A: No, but a tin can.


Q: Why do pirates not know the alphabet?
A: They always get stuck at "c."


Q: Why is the letter B very cool?
A: Because it's sitting in the AC.


Q: Why did they have to bury George Washington standing up?
A: Because he could never lie.


Q: Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
A: Because they were watch dogs.


Q: Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?
A: Because the cow has the utter.


Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?
A: With a tuba glue.


Q: Why did the man take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because he was a party pooper.


Q: What do you call a girl who's just come back from the beach?
A: Sandy.

Hannah Hill