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joke bank - Clean Jokes

Q: Why do pirates not know the alphabet?
A: They always get stuck at "c."

Jerroy

Q: Can a match box?
A: No, but a tin can.

Anonymous

Q: Why is the letter B very cool?
A: Because it's sitting in the AC.

Anonymous

Q: Why did they have to bury George Washington standing up?
A: Because he could never lie.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a girl who's just come back from the beach?
A: Sandy.

Hannah Hill

Q: Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?
A: Because the cow has the utter.

Anonymous

Q: Why did the man take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because he was a party pooper.

Keyke

Q: Who earns a living by driving his customers away?
A: A taxi driver.

TheLaughFa...

Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?
A: With a tuba glue.

Anonymous

An old woman is upset at her husband’s funeral. "You have him in a brown suit and I wanted him in a blue suit." The mortician says, "We’ll take care of it, ma’am," and yells to the back, "Ed, switch the heads on two and four!"

Erminie

Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: "Meet you at the corner!"

tswift12

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Silenxio M...