joke bank - Clean Jokes

Q: What does a clam do on its birthday? A: Shellabrate!


Q: Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?
A: He couldn't fit in the elevator


A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in pal. You're obviously drunk." The wasted man asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?" "Yeah buddy, I'm sure," said the cop, "Let's go." Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness. I thought I was crippled."


Q: Can a match box?
A: No, but a tin can.


Q: Why do pirates not know the alphabet?
A: They always get stuck at "c."


Q: Why is the letter B very cool?
A: Because it's sitting in the AC.


Q: Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
A: Because they were watch dogs.


Q: Why did they have to bury George Washington standing up?
A: Because he could never lie.


Q: Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?
A: Because the cow has the utter.


I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Silenxio M...

Q: Why is a river rich?
A: It has banks on both sides.

clean jokes

Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?
A: With a tuba glue.