joke bank - Clean Jokes

Q: Why did the man take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because he was a party pooper.

Keyke

Q: What do you call a girl who's just come back from the beach?
A: Sandy.

Hannah Hill

Q: Who earns a living by driving his customers away?
A: A taxi driver.

TheLaughFa...

Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: "Meet you at the corner!"

tswift12

An old woman is upset at her husband’s funeral. "You have him in a brown suit and I wanted him in a blue suit." The mortician says, "We’ll take care of it, ma’am," and yells to the back, "Ed, switch the heads on two and four!"

Erminie

Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words.

typical joker

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh.

KoolKDog

Have you heard the story of the magic sandwich? Never mind, it's just a bunch of bologna.

Iamsnappy4

Q: What does Miley Cyrus eat for Christmas dinner?
A: Roast twerky!

Anonymous

''Doctor, my nose is 11 inches long!"
''Come back when it grows into a foot!"

hello_the_...

Q: Which two letters in the alphabet are always jealous?
A: NV.

Anonymous

Q: What did the ocean say to the beach?
A: Nothing it just waved

Anonymous