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joke bank - Clean Jokes

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Silenxio M...

Q: Why is a river rich?
A: It has banks on both sides.

clean jokes

Q: Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
A: Because they were watch dogs.

marty

Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words.

typical joker

"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Nobel."
"Nobel who?"
"No bell that's why I knocked."

jean hegarty

Q: What does Miley Cyrus eat for Christmas dinner?
A: Roast twerky!

Anonymous

Q: What did the ocean say to the beach?
A: Nothing it just waved

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh.

KoolKDog

Have you heard the story of the magic sandwich? Never mind, it's just a bunch of bologna.

Iamsnappy4

Q: Which two letters in the alphabet are always jealous?
A: NV.

Anonymous

''Doctor, my nose is 11 inches long!"
''Come back when it grows into a foot!"

hello_the_...

Q: When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, what happens?
A: UCLA.

Anonymous