joke bank - Clean Jokes

Have you heard the story of the magic sandwich? Never mind, it's just a bunch of bologna.

Iamsnappy4

Q: Why is a river rich?
A: It has banks on both sides.

clean jokes

Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?
A: With a tuba glue.

Anonymous

Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: "Meet you at the corner!"

tswift12

Q: Who earns a living by driving his customers away?
A: A taxi driver.

TheLaughFa...

Q: What do you call a girl who's just come back from the beach?
A: Sandy.

Hannah Hill

An old woman is upset at her husband’s funeral. "You have him in a brown suit and I wanted him in a blue suit." The mortician says, "We’ll take care of it, ma’am," and yells to the back, "Ed, switch the heads on two and four!"

Erminie

Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words.

typical joker

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh.

KoolKDog

Q: What does Miley Cyrus eat for Christmas dinner?
A: Roast twerky!

Anonymous

''Doctor, my nose is 11 inches long!"
''Come back when it grows into a foot!"

hello_the_...

Son: "Dad, there is someone at the door to collect donations for a community swimming pool."
Father: "Okay, give him a glass of water."

looloo