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joke bank - Clean Jokes

Q: Who earns a living by driving his customers away?
A: A taxi driver.


I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Silenxio M...

Q: Why is a river rich?
A: It has banks on both sides.

clean jokes

An old woman is upset at her husband’s funeral. "You have him in a brown suit and I wanted him in a blue suit." The mortician says, "We’ll take care of it, ma’am," and yells to the back, "Ed, switch the heads on two and four!"


Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: "Meet you at the corner!"


Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words.

typical joker

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh.


Have you heard the story of the magic sandwich? Never mind, it's just a bunch of bologna.


Q: What does Miley Cyrus eat for Christmas dinner?
A: Roast twerky!


Q: What did the ocean say to the beach?
A: Nothing it just waved


''Doctor, my nose is 11 inches long!"
''Come back when it grows into a foot!"


Q: Which two letters in the alphabet are always jealous?
A: NV.