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Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?

A: No ballroom.

TheLaughFa...

Q: Why are fish easy to weigh?
A: Because they have their own scales.

Rexx

Q: What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up? A: "Someday my prints will come."

jayda

Q: Why is a river rich? A: Because it has two banks.

ISHA KHANNA

Q: How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
A: You rocket.

Anonymous

Being an astronaut is funny. It's the only job where you get fired before you start work.

marty

A redneck's last words are always, "Hey y'all, watch this!"

Anonymous

Q: A cowboy left Montana to go to Texas on Friday and came back on Friday. How did he do it?
A: He named his horse Friday.

Anonymous

Q. What do you do if attacked by a clan of clowns?

A. Go for the juggler.

Anonymous

Q: Why is a swordfish's nose 11 inches long?
A: Because if it were 12 inches long, it would be a foot!

cupquake

Q: Why couldn't Dracula’s wife get to sleep?
A: Because of his coffin.

Anonymous

Q: What says "Eoo?"
A: A cow with no lips.

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