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joke bank - Clean Jokes

Q: Why did the dyslexic agnostic with insomnia stay up all night? A: She was wondering if there really is a dog.

Mark My Words

Q: What's the difference between a jeweller and a jailer?
A: A jeweller sells watches and a jailer watches cells.

John Holmes

Q: Where do bees go to the toilet?
A: The BP station.

Anonymous

Q. Why are mountains not just funny?
A. They are also hill areas.

JxDtv

Q: Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

A: Cause he was outstanding in his field.

Anonymous

An Indian cab driver picked up a Japanese man from a hotel. Along the way, they saw a Honda motorcycle overtake the taxicab and the Japanese guy said, "Motorcycle very fast, made in Japan." Then a Toyota car overtook the taxicab and the Japanese guy said, "Car very fast, made in Japan." When they reached the destination the fare was 1500 rupees. The Japanese man thought the ride was would only cost 500 rupees. He asked the driver why the ride was so expensive. The driver said, "Meter very fast, made in India."

Samga

What happens when you play a country song backwards? You get a new truck, a new wife, and a new dog.

Zeroknuck

Q : Why do museums have old dinosaur bones ?
A : Because they can't afford new ones

Anonymous

I’m looking for a bank which can perform two things;
Give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

Dhanu

Q: Why didn't the witch fly on her broom when she was angry?
A: She was afraid she would fly off the handle.

Tori

A magician was driving down the road... then he turned into a driveway.

Anonymous

A girl asks her father, " Why does it rain? Is it God sweating or crying?" " No," says her father, " it rains to make the plants grow. Do you understand?" " Not exactly," says the girl. " Why does it rain on the sidewalk?"

JKLouw