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What happens when you play a country song backwards? You get a new truck, a new wife, and a new dog.

Q: How did the blonde fisherman die?
A: He was run over by the Zamboni.

A magician was driving down the road... then he turned into a driveway.

Q : Why do museums have old dinosaur bones ?
A : Because they can't afford new ones

I’m looking for a bank which can perform two things;
Give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

Q: Why didn't the witch fly on her broom when she was angry?
A: She was afraid she would fly off the handle.

Q: Why do pirates like algebra?
A: "Annex" marks the spot.

Dad: Son, I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No.
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter.
Son: Okay then!
Dad goes to Bill Gate.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No.
Dad: My son is the CEO of the world's greatest bank.
Bill Gates: Okay then!
Dad goes to the CEO of the world's greatest bank.
Dad: Make my son the CEO.
CEO: No.
Dad: My son is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
CEO: Okay then!
This is BUSINESS.

Q: What do you do with epileptic lettuce?
A: You make a seizure salad.

Q: What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.

Q: Why did the ink pots cry?
A: Their mother was in the pen doing a long sentence.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin', they hatin'.