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Q: Why didn't the witch fly on her broom when she was angry?
A: She was afraid she would fly off the handle.

Tori

Q: How did the blonde fisherman die?
A: He was run over by the Zamboni.

Anonymous

Ben: "Dad, there is a hole in my shoe."
Dad: "Yes, Ben, that's where you put your foot."

YOLOSWAG36...

Q: What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.

Anonymous

Q: Why do pirates like algebra?
A: "Annex" marks the spot.

Anonymous

Q: What do you do with epileptic lettuce?
A: You make a seizure salad.

Anonymous

Q: What has a face and two hands but no arms, legs, or a body?
A: A clock.

Clocked

Q: Where did the general keep his armies?
A: Up his sleevies.

Donut 347

A woman answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch. The man said, "I'm terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat and I would like to replace it for you." The woman replied, "Well that's alright with me, but how are you at catching mice?"

Anonymous

Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? A: To get to the bottom.

firts grad...

I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

Anonymous

I'm thinking of becoming a hitman... I heard they make a killing.

Anonymous