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What happens when you play a country song backwards? You get a new truck, a new wife, and a new dog.
Q : Why do museums have old dinosaur bones ?
A : Because they can't afford new ones
I’m looking for a bank which can perform two things;
Give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
Q: Why didn't the witch fly on her broom when she was angry?
A: She was afraid she would fly off the handle.
Dad: Son, I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No.
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter.
Son: Okay then!
Dad goes to Bill Gate.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No.
Dad: My son is the CEO of the world's greatest bank.
Bill Gates: Okay then!
Dad goes to the CEO of the world's greatest bank.
Dad: Make my son the CEO.
CEO: No.
Dad: My son is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
CEO: Okay then!
This is BUSINESS.
Q: What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.
Q: Why did the ink pots cry?
A: Their mother was in the pen doing a long sentence.