joke bank - Clean Jokes

Q: Why didn't the witch fly on her broom when she was angry?
A: She was afraid she would fly off the handle.

Q: How did the blonde fisherman die?
A: He was run over by the Zamboni.

Ben: "Dad, there is a hole in my shoe."
Dad: "Yes, Ben, that's where you put your foot."

Q: What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.

Q: Why do pirates like algebra?
A: "Annex" marks the spot.

Q: What do you do with epileptic lettuce?
A: You make a seizure salad.

Q: What has a face and two hands but no arms, legs, or a body?
A: A clock.

Q: Where did the general keep his armies?
A: Up his sleevies.

A woman answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch. The man said, "I'm terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat and I would like to replace it for you." The woman replied, "Well that's alright with me, but how are you at catching mice?"

Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? A: To get to the bottom.

I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

I'm thinking of becoming a hitman... I heard they make a killing.