joke bank - Clean Jokes

Wise man say, "Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger."


A woman answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch. The man said, "I'm terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat and I would like to replace it for you." The woman replied, "Well that's alright with me, but how are you at catching mice?"


Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? A: To get to the bottom.

firts grad...

Q: What has a face and two hands but no arms, legs, or a body?
A: A clock.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yodelay hee.
Yodelay hee who?
I like your yodeling!


I'm thinking of becoming a hitman... I heard they make a killing.


Q: Which months have 29 days in them?
A: All of them.


Q: Where did the general keep his armies?
A: Up his sleevies.

Donut 347

Q: What was Ludwig van Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A: Ba-na-na-na!


Q: What do you call a wandering caveman?
A: A meanderthal.


Q: What do cars eat on their toast?
A: Petroleum jelly.


Coach: "Why are you late for the game?"
Caterpillar: "I had to put my shoes on."