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joke bank - Clean Jokes

Q: What do you call a wandering caveman?
A: A meanderthal.

TheLaughFa...

Dad: Son, I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No.
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter.
Son: Okay then!
Dad goes to Bill Gate.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No.
Dad: My son is the CEO of the world's greatest bank.
Bill Gates: Okay then!
Dad goes to the CEO of the world's greatest bank.
Dad: Make my son the CEO.
CEO: No.
Dad: My son is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
CEO: Okay then!
This is BUSINESS.

Somebody

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yodelay hee.
Yodelay hee who?
I like your yodeling!

Anonymous

Q: What do cars eat on their toast?
A: Petroleum jelly.

poop

Q: Which months have 29 days in them?
A: All of them.

Starzy

Q: What was Ludwig van Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A: Ba-na-na-na!

christian

Wise man say, "Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger."

NoOne

I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

Anonymous

There was a plane and it had 5 people in it: a president, a lawyer, a young teenage boy, a priest and a blonde girl. The plane driver said that the plane was going to crash so one of them has to jump off without a parachute because there was only 4 so they were talking to each other about who was going to jump off without a parachute. The president spoke first and he said " I run a part of this earth so I should get a parachute" so he jumped off with one. Then the blonde girl spoke and she said " I look beautiful so I should get one too" so she jumped off with one. The next person to speak was the lawyer and he said " I help people solve their problems so I should get one" so he jumped off with one. Now there was only two people left: a priest and the teenage boy. The priest said to the boy " here you take the last parachute and go because you will live a longer life then me" but then the boy said "no, it's all right because there is still 2 parachutes left. The blonde girl only took my backpack".

Super Joke...

Q: Why did the ink pots cry?
A: Their mother was in the pen doing a long sentence.

Anonymous

Q. Why do anime fans listen to the radio in the morning?
A. Because they enjoy car toons!

hello_the_...

Coach: "Why are you late for the game?"
Caterpillar: "I had to put my shoes on."

Cherri