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joke bank - Clean Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yodelay hee.
Yodelay hee who?
I like your yodeling!

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a wandering caveman?
A: A meanderthal.

TheLaughFa...

Q: What do cars eat on their toast?
A: Petroleum jelly.

poop

Q: Which months have 29 days in them?
A: All of them.

Starzy

Dad: Son, I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No.
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter.
Son: Okay then!
Dad goes to Bill Gate.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No.
Dad: My son is the CEO of the world's greatest bank.
Bill Gates: Okay then!
Dad goes to the CEO of the world's greatest bank.
Dad: Make my son the CEO.
CEO: No.
Dad: My son is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
CEO: Okay then!
This is BUSINESS.

Somebody

Q: What was Ludwig van Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A: Ba-na-na-na!

christian

Q: Why did the ink pots cry?
A: Their mother was in the pen doing a long sentence.

Anonymous

Wise man say, "Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger."

NoOne

Q. Why do anime fans listen to the radio in the morning?
A. Because they enjoy car toons!

hello_the_...

Q: What did the buffalo say to her child as he left for school?
A: "Bison!" (bye son)

Anonymous

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's only a joke.

my dog

Q: Why did the razor cross the face?
A: To get to the other sideburn.

Al-trocious