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Wise man say, "Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger."

NoOne

Q: Why did the ink pots cry?
A: Their mother was in the pen doing a long sentence.

Anonymous

Q: Where did the general keep his armies?
A: Up his sleevies.

Donut 347

Q: What has a face and two hands but no arms, legs, or a body?
A: A clock.

Clocked

Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? A: To get to the bottom.

firts grad...

I'm thinking of becoming a hitman... I heard they make a killing.

Anonymous

Q: Which months have 29 days in them?
A: All of them.

Starzy

Q: What do you call a wandering caveman?
A: A meanderthal.

TheLaughFa...

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yodelay hee.
Yodelay hee who?
I like your yodeling!

Anonymous

Q: What was Ludwig van Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A: Ba-na-na-na!

christian

Q: What do cars eat on their toast?
A: Petroleum jelly.

poop

Coach: "Why are you late for the game?"
Caterpillar: "I had to put my shoes on."

Cherri