joke bank - Clean Jokes

Wise man say, "Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger."

NoOne

Q: What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.

Anonymous

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin', they hatin'.

nashty.pum...

Q: Why does the queen carry a scepter?
A: Because everyone works 'cept her.

YAZOOY=)

Q: Which months have 29 days in them?
A: All of them.

Starzy

Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? A: To get to the bottom.

firts grad...

Q: What was Ludwig van Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A: Ba-na-na-na!

christian

I'm thinking of becoming a hitman... I heard they make a killing.

Anonymous

Q. Why do anime fans listen to the radio in the morning?
A. Because they enjoy car toons!

hello_the_...

Q: Where did the general keep his armies?
A: Up his sleevies.

Donut 347

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yodelay hee.
Yodelay hee who?
I like your yodeling!

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a wandering caveman?
A: A meanderthal.

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