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Q. Why do anime fans listen to the radio in the morning?
A. Because they enjoy car toons!

hello_the_...

Q: What did the buffalo say to her child as he left for school?
A: "Bison!" (bye son)

Anonymous

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's only a joke.

my dog

Q: Why does the queen carry a scepter?
A: Because everyone works 'cept her.

YAZOOY=)

I have a phobia of over engineered buildings. I have a complex complex complex.

The_Raven1022

Q: Why did the razor cross the face?
A: To get to the other sideburn.

Al-trocious

Q: What is a question with a different answer every time you're asked? A: "What time is it?"

Anonymous

Bob: "Have you seen the movie Constipation?"
Jim: "No, it hasn't come out yet."

Anonymous

Q: Why do museums have old dinosaur bones?
A: Because they cant afford new ones.

TheLaughFa...

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you.

Anonymous

Q: How did the frog die?
A: He Kermit suicide.

CrayolaRai...

The Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tornado. He declared, "Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore."

@flipyou_c...