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joke bank - Clean Jokes

Q. Why do anime fans listen to the radio in the morning?
A. Because they enjoy car toons!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's only a joke.

my dog

Q: What did the buffalo say to her child as he left for school?
A: "Bison!" (bye son)


Q: Why did the razor cross the face?
A: To get to the other sideburn.


I have a phobia of over engineered buildings. I have a complex complex complex.


Q: What is a question with a different answer every time you're asked? A: "What time is it?"


Bob: "Have you seen the movie Constipation?"
Jim: "No, it hasn't come out yet."


Q: Why do museums have old dinosaur bones?
A: Because they cant afford new ones.


Q: Why does the queen carry a scepter?
A: Because everyone works 'cept her.


Q: How did the frog die?
A: He Kermit suicide.


Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Hatch who?
Bless you.


A young boy is pulling his wagon up a hill when one of the back wheels falls off and rolls down the hill. The young boy says, "I'll be darned." A local pastor heard him and said, "You should not say that. Next time your wheel falls off say, 'Praise the Lord.'" So the next day the young boy is pulling his wagon up the hill and the wheel falls off and rolls down the hill. The young boy says, "Praise the Lord." The wheel stops rolling, turns around, rolls back up the hill and puts itself back on the wagon. The young boy being very surprised by this exclaims, "I'll be darned!"