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Q: What did the buffalo say to her child as he left for school?
A: "Bison!" (bye son)

Anonymous

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's only a joke.

my dog

Q: Why did the razor cross the face?
A: To get to the other sideburn.

Al-trocious

Q: What is a question with a different answer every time you're asked? A: "What time is it?"

Anonymous

I have a phobia of over engineered buildings. I have a complex complex complex.

The_Raven1022

Q: Why do museums have old dinosaur bones?
A: Because they cant afford new ones.

TheLaughFa...

Bob: "Have you seen the movie Constipation?"
Jim: "No, it hasn't come out yet."

Anonymous

Q: Why does the queen carry a scepter?
A: Because everyone works 'cept her.

YAZOOY=)

A young boy is pulling his wagon up a hill when one of the back wheels falls off and rolls down the hill. The young boy says, "I'll be darned." A local pastor heard him and said, "You should not say that. Next time your wheel falls off say, 'Praise the Lord.'" So the next day the young boy is pulling his wagon up the hill and the wheel falls off and rolls down the hill. The young boy says, "Praise the Lord." The wheel stops rolling, turns around, rolls back up the hill and puts itself back on the wagon. The young boy being very surprised by this exclaims, "I'll be darned!"

Anonymous

Q: Why did the archaeologist's wife divorce him?
A: Because he was carbon dating.

Sanyam Agg...

Q: How did the frog die?
A: He Kermit suicide.

CrayolaRai...

The Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tornado. He declared, "Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore."

@flipyou_c...