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joke bank - Clean Jokes

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you.

Anonymous

Q: What did the zombie girl say to the zombie boy?
A: "Are you going to kiss me or rot?"

James A Ha...

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joanna.
Joanna who?
Joanna build a snowman?

Melzinger

Q: What do you call a man that has no shins? A: Tony.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a duck that steals?
A: A Robber Duck.

SAM&THEYSE...

Q: What did the astronaut say when he wanted to be alone? A: "Give me some space!"

Anonymous

I told my wife I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti. She couldn't believe it when I rode pasta.

Ryan gillett

Q: Which pet makes the most noise?
A: A trumpet.

UNNIKRISHN...

Q: What's a race car's favorite thing to eat for lunch?
A: Fast food!

KWAJO D

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Soup.
Soup who?
Superman!

SUPERMAN

A man dining at a restaurant flagged down his waiter and said, "Excuse me. I have a bee in my soup." The waiter replied, "Yes sir. Didn't you order the alphabet soup?"

Anonymous

Q: When are holes beautiful?
A: When they're gorges.

Ampie Lawe...