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The Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tornado. He declared, "Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore."


Q: Why do museums have old dinosaur bones?
A: Because they cant afford new ones.


I told my wife I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti. She couldn't believe it when I rode pasta.

Ryan gillett

Q: Why did the archaeologist's wife divorce him?
A: Because he was carbon dating.

Sanyam Agg...

Lady: "Is this my train?"
Station Master: "No, it belongs to the railway company."
Lady: "Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New York."
Station Master: "No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy."


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joanna who?
Joanna build a snowman?


Q: What did the zombie girl say to the zombie boy?
A: "Are you going to kiss me or rot?"

James A Ha...

Q: What do you call a duck that steals?
A: A Robber Duck.


Q: What did the astronaut say when he wanted to be alone? A: "Give me some space!"


Q: What do you call a man that has no shins? A: Tony.


Q: How do you make antifreeze?
A: You steal her pajamas.


Q: What's a race car's favorite thing to eat for lunch?
A: Fast food!