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joke bank - Clean Jokes

Q: What do you give a pig who wins a medal at the Olympic games?
A: A pork medallion.

Anonymous

Q: How do you make antifreeze?
A: You steal her pajamas.

Anonymous

Q: How did the ghost go on vacation?
A: By scareplane!

Anonymous

Q: If an electric train is traveling north-by-northeast at 59 MPH, and the wind is blowing west at 18 MPH, which way is the smoke blowing? A: There is no smoke; it's an electric train.

Herobrine

Lady: "Is this my train?"
Station Master: "No, it belongs to the railway company."
Lady: "Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New York."
Station Master: "No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy."

Sonia

Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look a bit flushed.

Anonymous

Q: Why do milking stools only have three legs?
A: Because the cow’s got the udder!

TheLaughFa...

Q: What did one streetlight say to the other?
A: "Don't look, I'm changing."

super midget

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in. It's cold outside.

Anonymous

Every time I lose weight, I find it again in the refrigerator.

Didi Rexie A

What goes up and down stairs with out moving? Carpet.

BLANK!!

Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

Aayush Raman