joke bank - Clean Jokes

Q: How do you make antifreeze?
A: You steal her pajamas.


Q: Which pet makes the most noise?
A: A trumpet.


Q: When are holes beautiful?
A: When they're gorges.

Ampie Lawe...

Q: How did the ghost go on vacation?
A: By scareplane!


Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”
Vincent: “One dollar.”
Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.”
Vincent: “You don’t know my father.”


Q: Why do milking stools only have three legs?
A: Because the cow’s got the udder!


Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look a bit flushed.


Q: What do you give a pig who wins a medal at the Olympic games?
A: A pork medallion.


Q: If an electric train is traveling north-by-northeast at 59 MPH, and the wind is blowing west at 18 MPH, which way is the smoke blowing? A: There is no smoke; it's an electric train.


Q: What did one streetlight say to the other?
A: "Don't look, I'm changing."

super midget

Every time I lose weight, I find it again in the refrigerator.

Didi Rexie A

A man is walking along a beach and finds a bottle. When he rubs the bottle, a genie appears and says, "I can grant you one wish." "Well," says the man, "I have never been too fond of flying, so could you make a highway from California to Hawaii?" The genie says, "Do you know how much of my power that would take?" The man says, "Okay, I have never really gotten girls, so could you make that happen?" The genie says, "You want that highway two lane or four lane?"

Adam Litmer