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Q: When are holes beautiful?
A: When they're gorges.

Ampie Lawe...

Lady: "Is this my train?"
Station Master: "No, it belongs to the railway company."
Lady: "Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New York."
Station Master: "No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy."

Sonia

Q: How do you make antifreeze?
A: You steal her pajamas.

Anonymous

Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look a bit flushed.

Anonymous

Q: What do you give a pig who wins a medal at the Olympic games?
A: A pork medallion.

Anonymous

Q: How did the ghost go on vacation?
A: By scareplane!

Anonymous

Q: If an electric train is traveling north-by-northeast at 59 MPH, and the wind is blowing west at 18 MPH, which way is the smoke blowing? A: There is no smoke; it's an electric train.

Herobrine

Q: Why do milking stools only have three legs?
A: Because the cow’s got the udder!

TheLaughFa...

Q: What did one streetlight say to the other?
A: "Don't look, I'm changing."

super midget

A man is walking along a beach and finds a bottle. When he rubs the bottle, a genie appears and says, "I can grant you one wish." "Well," says the man, "I have never been too fond of flying, so could you make a highway from California to Hawaii?" The genie says, "Do you know how much of my power that would take?" The man says, "Okay, I have never really gotten girls, so could you make that happen?" The genie says, "You want that highway two lane or four lane?"

Adam Litmer

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in. It's cold outside.

Anonymous

Every time I lose weight, I find it again in the refrigerator.

Didi Rexie A