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joke bank - Clean Jokes

A ham sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve lunch here."

Nicklass

I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

J.J. Lafave

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo "Beep! Beep!"

Emma

A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses five feet to the right. The statistician yells, "We got 'em!”

TheLaughFa...

Did you know there is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher then the average house due to its powerful hind legs and the fact that the average house can't jump?

JJ le roiche

Q: Wanna hear a joke about a stone?
A: Never mind, I will just skip that one.

Laughathon

An uneducated father with his educated son went for a camping
they set up a tent and slept
father gets up after sometime and asks his son"what can you see in the sky?"
son:i can see many stars
father:what does it resemble?
son:there are many planets
father beats on his sons head and says "Someone has stolen our tent"

Anonymous

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday!

King k

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It is vey time consuming.

Anonymous

Customer: "Waiter, waiter! What is this fly doing in my soup?"
Waiter: "The backstroke, I think."

Anonymous

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Phil.
Phil who?
Phil up the tire. It needs more air.

Anonymous

Q: Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?
A: Because it was rated Rrrrr.

Jayden