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Q: What can only be used after it is broken?
A: An egg.


I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

J.J. Lafave

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Eric P

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub! I'm dwowning!


A ham sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve lunch here."


Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”
Vincent: “One dollar.”
Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.”
Vincent: “You don’t know my father.”


An uneducated father with his educated son went for a camping
they set up a tent and slept
father gets up after sometime and asks his son"what can you see in the sky?"
son:i can see many stars
father:what does it resemble?
son:there are many planets
father beats on his sons head and says "Someone has stolen our tent"


Did you know there is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher then the average house due to its powerful hind legs and the fact that the average house can't jump?

JJ le roiche

A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses five feet to the right. The statistician yells, "We got 'em!”


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Cargo who?
Cargo "Beep! Beep!"


Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It is vey time consuming.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby who?
Abby birthday!

King k