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Q: What can only be used after it is broken?
A: An egg.

Megan

I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

J.J. Lafave

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Eric P

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub! I'm dwowning!

Anonymous

A ham sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve lunch here."

Nicklass

Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”
Vincent: “One dollar.”
Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.”
Vincent: “You don’t know my father.”

Henryaxe111

An uneducated father with his educated son went for a camping
they set up a tent and slept
father gets up after sometime and asks his son"what can you see in the sky?"
son:i can see many stars
father:what does it resemble?
son:there are many planets
father beats on his sons head and says "Someone has stolen our tent"

Anonymous

Did you know there is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher then the average house due to its powerful hind legs and the fact that the average house can't jump?

JJ le roiche

A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses five feet to the right. The statistician yells, "We got 'em!”

TheLaughFa...

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo "Beep! Beep!"

Emma

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It is vey time consuming.

Anonymous

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday!

King k