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joke bank - Clean Jokes

Q: Wanna hear a joke about a stone?
A: Never mind, I will just skip that one.

Laughathon

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Phil.
Phil who?
Phil up the tire. It needs more air.

Anonymous

What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light?

A: Don't look I'm changing!!!!!

JOKER KID

Customer: "Waiter, waiter! What is this fly doing in my soup?"
Waiter: "The backstroke, I think."

Anonymous

My mom drinks Diet Coke despite knowing full well of the repercussions to her health. You might say she's a sodamasochist.

Back Jerte...

Q: Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?
A: Because it was rated Rrrrr.

Jayden

Q: Why is Snow White such a good judge?
A: Because she is the fairest of them all.

Hhahahme. jks

There were 3 men in the desert. They all wanted something to cool them down. One brought a pail of water. The second brought an umbrella. The third took out a car door. The other two said,"Why do you have a car door?" The person said, "So we could roll the windows down when we get hot!"

Anonymous

Spring is here, I'm so excited I wet my plants!

Anonymous

Q: What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?

A: You're too young to smoke

Anonymous

How do you fix a cabbage? With a cabbage patch.

Anonymous

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. “You mean a martini?” the bartender asks. The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!” Another Roman walks up to the bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please.”

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