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joke bank - Clean Jokes

Customer: "Waiter, waiter! What is this fly doing in my soup?"
Waiter: "The backstroke, I think."

Anonymous

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Phil.
Phil who?
Phil up the tire. It needs more air.

Anonymous

My mom drinks Diet Coke despite knowing full well of the repercussions to her health. You might say she's a sodamasochist.

Back Jerte...

Q: Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?
A: Because it was rated Rrrrr.

Jayden

Q: Why is Snow White such a good judge?
A: Because she is the fairest of them all.

Hhahahme. jks

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. “You mean a martini?” the bartender asks. The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!” Another Roman walks up to the bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please.”

TheLaughFa...

How do you fix a cabbage? With a cabbage patch.

Anonymous

Spring is here, I'm so excited I wet my plants!

Anonymous

There were 3 men in the desert. They all wanted something to cool them down. One brought a pail of water. The second brought an umbrella. The third took out a car door. The other two said,"Why do you have a car door?" The person said, "So we could roll the windows down when we get hot!"

Anonymous

Q: What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?

A: You're too young to smoke

Anonymous

Q: Did you hear about oxygen's second date with potassium?
A: It was OK2!

nima aminian

Conjunctivitis.com: a site for sore eyes.

Tim Vine