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joke bank - Clean Jokes

Q: Wanna hear a joke about a stone?
A: Never mind, I will just skip that one.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Phil who?
Phil up the tire. It needs more air.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby who?
Abby birthday!

King k

Q: Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?
A: Because it was rated Rrrrr.


Customer: "Waiter, waiter! What is this fly doing in my soup?"
Waiter: "The backstroke, I think."


My mom drinks Diet Coke despite knowing full well of the repercussions to her health. You might say she's a sodamasochist.

Back Jerte...

Patient: "Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains."

Doctor: "Pull yourself together then."

tanya feary

There were 3 men in the desert. They all wanted something to cool them down. One brought a pail of water. The second brought an umbrella. The third took out a car door. The other two said,"Why do you have a car door?" The person said, "So we could roll the windows down when we get hot!"


Spring is here, I'm so excited I wet my plants!


Q: What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?

A: You're too young to smoke


How do you fix a cabbage? With a cabbage patch.


Q: Did you hear about oxygen's second date with potassium?
A: It was OK2!

nima aminian