joke bank - Clean Jokes

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Phil.
Phil who?
Phil up the tire. It needs more air.

Anonymous

What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light?

A: Don't look I'm changing!!!!!

JOKER KID

Q: Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?
A: Because it was rated Rrrrr.

Jayden

There were 3 men in the desert. They all wanted something to cool them down. One brought a pail of water. The second brought an umbrella. The third took out a car door. The other two said,"Why do you have a car door?" The person said, "So we could roll the windows down when we get hot!"

Anonymous

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday!

King k

Q: What's a frog's favorite drink?
A: Croak-a cola.

p.n.

Customer: "Waiter, waiter! What is this fly doing in my soup?"
Waiter: "The backstroke, I think."

Anonymous

Patient: "Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains."

Doctor: "Pull yourself together then."

tanya feary

Q: What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?

A: You're too young to smoke

Anonymous

My mom drinks Diet Coke despite knowing full well of the repercussions to her health. You might say she's a sodamasochist.

Back Jerte...

Q: Why is Snow White such a good judge?
A: Because she is the fairest of them all.

Hhahahme. jks

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. “You mean a martini?” the bartender asks. The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!” Another Roman walks up to the bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please.”

TheLaughFa...