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joke bank - Clean Jokes

My mom drinks Diet Coke despite knowing full well of the repercussions to her health. You might say she's a sodamasochist.

Back Jerte...

Q: Why is Snow White such a good judge?
A: Because she is the fairest of them all.

Hhahahme. jks

How do you fix a cabbage? With a cabbage patch.

Anonymous

Conjunctivitis.com: a site for sore eyes.

Tim Vine

I think I killed my best friend. He asked me what was the best thing for sunburn and I told him, "Sit in the sun for eight hours."

Rudy Jones

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. “You mean a martini?” the bartender asks. The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!” Another Roman walks up to the bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please.”

TheLaughFa...

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Army.
Army who?
Army and you still friends?

Anonymous

Q: What does a cat like to eat with birthday cake? A: Mice cream!

Anonymous

There were 3 men in the desert. They all wanted something to cool them down. One brought a pail of water. The second brought an umbrella. The third took out a car door. The other two said,"Why do you have a car door?" The person said, "So we could roll the windows down when we get hot!"

Anonymous

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Marry.
Marry who?
Marry me, please!

allisongc21

Q: What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?

A: You're too young to smoke

Anonymous

Q: What's a frog's favorite drink?
A: Croak-a cola.

p.n.