joke bank - Clean Jokes

Customer: "Waiter, waiter! What is this fly doing in my soup?"
Waiter: "The backstroke, I think."


Q: Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?
A: Because it was rated Rrrrr.


There were 3 men in the desert. They all wanted something to cool them down. One brought a pail of water. The second brought an umbrella. The third took out a car door. The other two said,"Why do you have a car door?" The person said, "So we could roll the windows down when we get hot!"


A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses five feet to the right. The statistician yells, "We got 'em!”


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub! I'm dwowning!


The student asked René DesCartes, "Professor, you say 'I think therefore I am.' But how do I know it is I who is thinking?"
"Who wants to know?" answered the old philosopher.


A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. “You mean a martini?” the bartender asks. The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!” Another Roman walks up to the bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please.”


Q: Why is Snow White such a good judge?
A: Because she is the fairest of them all.

Hhahahme. jks

Patient: "Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains."

Doctor: "Pull yourself together then."

tanya feary

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Phil who?
Phil up the tire. It needs more air.


Q: What's a frog's favorite drink?
A: Croak-a cola.


Q:What Do Tree's Drink?

A:Root beer