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joke bank - Clean Jokes

Patient: "Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains."

Doctor: "Pull yourself together then."

tanya feary

Q: What does a cat like to eat with birthday cake? A: Mice cream!

Anonymous

Q: What's a frog's favorite drink?
A: Croak-a cola.

p.n.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Army.
Army who?
Army and you still friends?

Anonymous

Q: What is pink and fluffy?
A: Pink fluff.

georgia

I think I killed my best friend. He asked me what was the best thing for sunburn and I told him, "Sit in the sun for eight hours."

Rudy Jones

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Marry.
Marry who?
Marry me, please!

allisongc21

Q: Why did the cookie cry?
A: Because his mother was a wafer so long!

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a Time Lord's poop?
A: A Turdis.

LOLjokes

Q: Why did the fish cross the sea?
A: To get to the other tide

Anonymous

They say you can never judge a book by its cover. But it’s the only way to
judge a tribute band.

Anonymous

Santa, standing on a railway platform, suddenly runs and stands on the tracks.
Banta: "Santa, move out of the way! The train is arriving!"
Santa: "Haven't you heard the announcement that the train is arriving on the platform?"

Ponyo