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joke bank - Clean Jokes

Q: Which pet makes the most noise?
A: A trumpet.

UNNIKRISHN...

Q: What is pink and fluffy?
A: Pink fluff.

georgia

Q: Why did the cookie cry?
A: Because his mother was a wafer so long!

Anonymous

Q: Did you hear about oxygen's second date with potassium?
A: It was OK2!

nima aminian

Patient: "Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains."

Doctor: "Pull yourself together then."

tanya feary

Q: What do you call a Time Lord's poop?
A: A Turdis.

LOLjokes

Q: Why did the fish cross the sea?
A: To get to the other tide

Anonymous

They say you can never judge a book by its cover. But it’s the only way to
judge a tribute band.

Anonymous

Santa, standing on a railway platform, suddenly runs and stands on the tracks.
Banta: "Santa, move out of the way! The train is arriving!"
Santa: "Haven't you heard the announcement that the train is arriving on the platform?"

Ponyo

20 years I've been eating outta cereal boxes, and you gotta give it to em'. They stayed firm and refused to move with the times. I mean they know the resealable ziplock bag exists, but they've never backed down. No matter how many times the fold-in top rips or the plastic bag tears on the wrong edge, they say "No innovation, we say no!"

Mowgali

Q: What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?
A: Neigh buzz

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A woman walks into a cafe with a stomach ache.After a while she realizes she needs to relieve herself, knowing her farts are loud, she decides to fart simultaneously with the cafe music. Every time the music gets really loud she let out a long fart. She saw that everyone in the cafe was staring at her and later realized that she was wearing headsets the whole time...

cycy