joke bank - Clean Jokes

How do you fix a cabbage? With a cabbage patch.

Anonymous

Spring is here, I'm so excited I wet my plants!

Anonymous

Q: Did you hear about oxygen's second date with potassium?
A: It was OK2!

nima aminian

Q: What do you call a Time Lord's poop?
A: A Turdis.

LOLjokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Army.
Army who?
Army and you still friends?

Anonymous

Q: What does a cat like to eat with birthday cake? A: Mice cream!

Anonymous

Conjunctivitis.com: a site for sore eyes.

Tim Vine

Q: What is pink and fluffy?
A: Pink fluff.

georgia

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Marry.
Marry who?
Marry me, please!

allisongc21

I think I killed my best friend. He asked me what was the best thing for sunburn and I told him, "Sit in the sun for eight hours."

Rudy Jones

Q: Why did the cookie cry?
A: Because his mother was a wafer so long!

Anonymous

Q: Why did the fish cross the sea?
A: To get to the other tide

Anonymous