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Q: What's a frog's favorite drink?
A: Croak-a cola.


A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. “You mean a martini?” the bartender asks. The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!” Another Roman walks up to the bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please.”


Q: Why is Snow White such a good judge?
A: Because she is the fairest of them all.

Hhahahme. jks

Q: What does a cat like to eat with birthday cake? A: Mice cream!


Q: What is pink and fluffy?
A: Pink fluff.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Army who?
Army and you still friends?

Anonymous a site for sore eyes.

Tim Vine

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Marry who?
Marry me, please!


Q: What do you call a Time Lord's poop?
A: A Turdis.


I think I killed my best friend. He asked me what was the best thing for sunburn and I told him, "Sit in the sun for eight hours."

Rudy Jones

Q: Why did the cookie cry?
A: Because his mother was a wafer so long!


Q: Why did the fish cross the sea?
A: To get to the other tide