Man: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not enter."
I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A: It's okay. He woke up.
A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?" She leaned over the counter and said, "Burrr-gerrr Kiiing."
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!!