Q: How can you get four suits for a dollar?
A: Buy a deck of cards.
Q: Why did Cinderella fail at basketball?
A: Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.
Q: What do you say to a lollipop when you throw it away?
A: "So long sucker!"
Q: What happens when you cross a shark with a cow?
A: I don't know but I wouldn't milk it.
Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
A: Because it wanted to get to the bottom.