Q: Did you hear about the guy who dreamed he was eating a giant marshmallow?
A: When he woke up, his pillow was gone.
A mom and a son come home from the grocery store. The boy immediately empties out a box of animal crackers and the mom asks him why. The boy says, "You should not eat it if the seal is broken, so I'm looking for the seal."
What do cars eat on their toast? Traffic jam.
Q: How can you get four suits for a dollar?
A: Buy a deck of cards.
Wise man say, "Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger."