Q: Where do eggplants come from?
A: Chicken plants.
Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Q: What says "Eoo?"
A: A cow with no lips.