Q: What says "Eoo?"
A: A cow with no lips.
What goes up and down stairs with out moving? Carpet.
Q: A cowboy left Montana to go to Texas on Friday and came back on Friday. How did he do it?
A: He named his horse Friday.
Question: What did one toilet roll say to the other toilet roll?
Answer: "People keep on ripping me off!"
Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look a bit flushed.