A redneck's last words are always, "Hey y'all, watch this!"
Q: What happens when you cross a shark with a cow?
A: I don't know but I wouldn't milk it.
Q: What do you say to a lollipop when you throw it away?
A: "So long sucker!"
Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words.
Q: What does a nosy pepper do? A: It gets jalapeño business.