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Q. Why do anime fans listen to the radio in the morning?
A. Because they enjoy car toons!

hello_the_...

What is the difference between an outlaw and an in-law? Outlaws are wanted.

Anonymous

A boy was going through his grandmother's wallet one night and found her ID card. "Grandma?" he asked,"How much do you weigh?" His grandmother replied, "That's not an appropriate question, Jimmy" He then asked, "How old are you?" She again replied, "That's not appropriate, Jimmy." Finally he asked, "Grandma, why did grandpa leave you?" Before she had time to answer, Jimmy looked at the card and said, "Oh I see, it's because you got an 'F' in sex."

Gotchi

Q: If storks bring white babies and crows bring black babies, what bring no babies?
A: Swallows.

Mark My Words

On his first visit to the zoo, a little boy stared at the caged stork for a long time and asked his dad, "Why doesn't the stork recognize me?"

Dickie

A girl asks her father, " Why does it rain? Is it God sweating or crying?" " No," says her father, " it rains to make the plants grow. Do you understand?" " Not exactly," says the girl. " Why does it rain on the sidewalk?"

JKLouw

A man admitted he lied on his income tax return: he listed himself as the head of the household!

TheLaughFa...

Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?
A: "It's been nice gnawing you!"

Anonymous

Q: What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
A: The genealogist checks the family tree and the gynecologist checks the family bush.

Mark My Words

Q: Why did the runner stop listing to music?
A: Because she broke too many records.

Anonymous

Q: Why did the ink pots cry?
A: Their mother was in the pen doing a long sentence.

Anonymous

Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law." The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."

Anonymous