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An apartment building is on fire. Firefighters are on the scene, however both their ladder and life net are broken. A star quarterback sees the commotion and asks, "What's happening? Can I help?" The fire chief says, "There's a mother and baby stuck in the building on the 19th floor! The mother is up there in the window. Can you catch her child?" The mother frantically waves down to the men below and the football player shouts up to her, "Go ahead, I'm ready!" He holds his arms out and the women drops the infant. Just when the quarterback deftly catches the child, he spikes it to the ground yelling, "TOUCHDOWN!"

Skellur

A father is having dinner with his son and says, "Son tell me a lie," and the son says, "Dad."

rafelito04

A girl asks her father, " Why does it rain? Is it God sweating or crying?" " No," says her father, " it rains to make the plants grow. Do you understand?" " Not exactly," says the girl. " Why does it rain on the sidewalk?"

JKLouw

Little Johnny came in from the backyard sobbing. His mother asked "What's the matter?" "Dad was fixing the fence and hit his thumb with the hammer," he said through his tears. "That's not so serious," his mother said, "and a big boy like you shouldn't cry about that. Why didn't you just laugh?" "I did!" cried Johnny.

ldycre8or

What is the difference between an outlaw and an in-law? Outlaws are wanted.

Anonymous

Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? A: Because the "P" is silent.

Anonymous

Q. Why do anime fans listen to the radio in the morning?
A. Because they enjoy car toons!

hello_the_...

On his first visit to the zoo, a little boy stared at the caged stork for a long time and asked his dad, "Why doesn't the stork recognize me?"

Dickie

Q. What's an astronaut's favorite social media website?

A. MySpace

Anonymous

Q: Why did the ink pots cry?
A: Their mother was in the pen doing a long sentence.

Anonymous

Q: What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
A: The genealogist checks the family tree and the gynecologist checks the family bush.

Mark My Words

A man admitted he lied on his income tax return: he listed himself as the head of the household!

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