joke bank - Family Jokes

Coach: "Why are you late for the game?"
Caterpillar: "I had to put my shoes on."

Cherri

My wife and I are planning our 21st wedding anniversary celebration. Here lies the problem: she wants to go to Outback Steakhouse, I want sex, and my mother-in-law thinks we should renew our vows at church. Well, I'm all for compromise, so we should have sex outback of the church.

Mark My Words

Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary?
A: It runs in your genes.

Hamid

What is the difference between an outlaw and an in-law? Outlaws are wanted.

Anonymous

A father is having dinner with his son and says, "Son tell me a lie," and the son says, "Dad."

rafelito04

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

Bookworm

On his first visit to the zoo, a little boy stared at the caged stork for a long time and asked his dad, "Why doesn't the stork recognize me?"

Dickie

Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? A: Because the "P" is silent.

Anonymous

Q. Why do anime fans listen to the radio in the morning?
A. Because they enjoy car toons!

hello_the_...

Q: What is brown and sticky?
A: A stick

Anonymous

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed. I never knew they worked.

lucy lemon

The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.

leninakansy