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joke bank - Family Jokes

Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? A: Because the "P" is silent.

Anonymous

Coach: "Why are you late for the game?"
Caterpillar: "I had to put my shoes on."

Cherri

On his first visit to the zoo, a little boy stared at the caged stork for a long time and asked his dad, "Why doesn't the stork recognize me?"

Dickie

The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.

leninakansy

Q. Why do anime fans listen to the radio in the morning?
A. Because they enjoy car toons!

hello_the_...

A man admitted he lied on his income tax return: he listed himself as the head of the household!

TheLaughFa...

Q: What is brown and sticky?
A: A stick

Anonymous

What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush.

Dorothy Yap

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed. I never knew they worked.

lucy lemon

How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to say, "But I never turn it on!" and two to say, "But I did it last time!"

shoff40

I'm tired of my grandma! Whenever someone's wedding comes up, she says, "Next is your turn." So I've decided when someone dies I'm going to say, "Next is your turn, grandma."

9Pakistan0

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

Tanro Taitai