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joke bank - Family Jokes

My mom drinks Diet Coke despite knowing full well of the repercussions to her health. You might say she's a sodamasochist.

Back Jerte...

Why Did The Pirates Go To The Movies?
Because It Was Rated Rrrrr...

Anonymous

Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? A: Because the "P" is silent.

Anonymous

What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush.

Dorothy Yap

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed. I never knew they worked.

lucy lemon