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joke bank - Family Jokes

Q: How do you make antifreeze?
A: You steal her pajamas.

Anonymous

How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to say, "But I never turn it on!" and two to say, "But I did it last time!"

shoff40

My friend came up to me at work looking depressed. I asked him what was wrong. He said, "I think I had sex with my third cousin." I replied, "If you're that worried about it, quit counting them!"

jimmy 8585

I'm tired of my grandma! Whenever someone's wedding comes up, she says, "Next is your turn." So I've decided when someone dies I'm going to say, "Next is your turn, grandma."

9Pakistan0

What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush.

Dorothy Yap

Get a new car for your spouse; it will be a great trade!

Anonymous

My mom drinks Diet Coke despite knowing full well of the repercussions to her health. You might say she's a sodamasochist.

Back Jerte...

Why Did The Pirates Go To The Movies?
Because It Was Rated Rrrrr...

Anonymous

Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? A: Because the "P" is silent.

Anonymous