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joke bank - Family Jokes

Get a new car for your spouse; it will be a great trade!


I'm tired of my grandma! Whenever someone's wedding comes up, she says, "Next is your turn." So I've decided when someone dies I'm going to say, "Next is your turn, grandma."


My mom drinks Diet Coke despite knowing full well of the repercussions to her health. You might say she's a sodamasochist.

Back Jerte...

What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush.

Dorothy Yap

Why Did The Pirates Go To The Movies?
Because It Was Rated Rrrrr...


Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? A: Because the "P" is silent.


Q: Why did the runner stop listing to music?
A: Because she broke too many records.