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joke bank - Family Jokes

Q. Why do anime fans listen to the radio in the morning?
A. Because they enjoy car toons!

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Q. What's a shark's favorite sandwich?
A. Peanut butter and jellyfish!

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What is the difference between an outlaw and an in-law? Outlaws are wanted.

Anonymous

Little Johnny came in from the backyard sobbing. His mother asked "What's the matter?" "Dad was fixing the fence and hit his thumb with the hammer," he said through his tears. "That's not so serious," his mother said, "and a big boy like you shouldn't cry about that. Why didn't you just laugh?" "I did!" cried Johnny.

ldycre8or

Q: Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she'll let it go!

SCOCBEE33

On his first visit to the zoo, a little boy stared at the caged stork for a long time and asked his dad, "Why doesn't the stork recognize me?"

Dickie

My wife and I are planning our 21st wedding anniversary celebration. Here lies the problem: she wants to go to Outback Steakhouse, I want sex, and my mother-in-law thinks we should renew our vows at church. Well, I'm all for compromise, so we should have sex outback of the church.

Mark My Words

A man admitted he lied on his income tax return: he listed himself as the head of the household!

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Q: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
A: "It's pasture bedtime."

Lee Ann S.

A girl asks her father, " Why does it rain? Is it God sweating or crying?" " No," says her father, " it rains to make the plants grow. Do you understand?" " Not exactly," says the girl. " Why does it rain on the sidewalk?"

JKLouw

Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law." The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."

Anonymous

Q: What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
A: The genealogist checks the family tree and the gynecologist checks the family bush.

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