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joke bank - Food Jokes

Yo mama so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.

Anonymous

Q: If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
A: Big hands.

jj zenir

Your Halloween costume came in the mail today. I opened it. It was a rooster mask and a bag of lollipops. Going as a c*ck sucker again!?

jewelzee86

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a wedding cake.

LaughFactory

Q: Why do the French eat snails?
A: They don't like fast food.

Anonymous

Q: What do cats eat for breakfast?
A: Mice Krispies.

slim

An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat all the food on this plate, I'll kill you." A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat all the food on this plate, I'll kill myself."

Anonymous

Yo momma so fat her favorite food is seconds.

Mississipp...

Q: What do you call a sad coffee?
A: Depresso.

Anonymous

Q: How come oysters never donate to charity?
A: Because they are shellfish.

me

A panda walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food!" The panda yells back, "Hey man, I'm a panda. Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary to panda, "A tree climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats, shoots, and leaves."

chinie

Q: What kind of key opens a banana?
A: A monkey.

neshika