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joke bank - Food Jokes

Q: How do you turn white chocolate into dark chocolate?
A: Turn off the light.

EF

Q. What do you call a fake noodle?
A. An Impasta!

Anonymous

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

TheLaughFa...

Q: Why did the tofu cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken.

Victor Le

If tomatoes are a fruit, isn't ketchup a smoothie?

BeanerMe

Q: Why can't you tell an egg a joke?
A: Because it will crack up.

yo ugly mama

Q:How do you know a clock is still hungry?
A: It goes back four seconds.

Anonymous

A man walks into a bar and sits down. He asks the bartender, "Can I have a cigarette?" The bartender replies, "Sure, the cigarette machine is over there." So he walks over to the machine and as he is about to order a cigarette, the machine suddenly says, "Oi, you bloody idiot." The man says with surprise in his voice, "That's not very nice." He returns to his bar stool without a cigarette and asks the bartender for some peanuts. The bartender passes the man a bowl of peanuts and the man hears one of the peanuts speak, "Ooh, I like your hair." The man says to the bartender, "Hey, what's going on here? Your cigarette machine is insulting me and this peanut is coming on to me. Why's this?" The bartender replies, "Oh, that's because the machine is out of order and the peanuts are complementary."

Liam Singl...

Q: Where do you learn how to make ice cream?
A: Sundae School

Anonymous

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.

Addie scott

Waiter: "Do you want any dessert?"
Teddy Bear: "No Thanks. I'm Stuffed!"

Anonymous

Q: How do you get a blond on the roof?
A: You tell her the food is on the house.

Anonymous