joke bank - Food Jokes

Q: Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?
A: They can't fit 8 quarts of water in that tiny little packet.

Have you heard the story of the magic sandwich? Never mind, it's just a bunch of bologna.

I went to a hot dog stand with my pet snake. I said," May I please have a hot dog for my snake?" The waitress replied, "I'm sorry, but we're all out of buns." I said, "My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, hun!"

A farmer is walking with a prospective buyer when they see a beautiful pig in the yard, except it has a wooden leg. The buyer asks, "Why the wooden leg?" The farmer replies, "That pig is so smart, I let it drive the kids to school."
"Great, but why the wooden leg?"
"The pig is so smart it has a degree in horticulture and philosophy."
"Amazing! But why the bloody wooden leg?"
"Well when you have a pig that smart you don't eat it all at once!"

Did you hear about the butcher who backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.

Q: What did the grape say when it was stepped on?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

Q: How do you make an egg-roll?
A: You push it!!!

A disciple went to his master and said, "I have served you faithfully for ten years. Now I have a wish: give me something to eat which will never end." His master said, "Here, have some chewing gum."

Did you hear the joke about the butter?
I do not think I should tell you because you might spread it around...

I just bought a cured ham; I wonder what it had.

Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.

Q: What was Ludwig van Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A: Ba-na-na-na!