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joke bank - Food Jokes

Did you hear about the butcher who backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.

A. Falkenburg

Q: How do you make an egg-roll?
A: You push it!!!

Anonymous

Q: Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?
A: They can't fit 8 quarts of water in that tiny little packet.

MB TWERK

I went to a hot dog stand with my pet snake. I said," May I please have a hot dog for my snake?" The waitress replied, "I'm sorry, but we're all out of buns." I said, "My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, hun!"

Plastereds...

A farmer is walking with a prospective buyer when they see a beautiful pig in the yard, except it has a wooden leg. The buyer asks, "Why the wooden leg?" The farmer replies, "That pig is so smart, I let it drive the kids to school."
"Great, but why the wooden leg?"
"The pig is so smart it has a degree in horticulture and philosophy."
"Amazing! But why the bloody wooden leg?"
"Well when you have a pig that smart you don't eat it all at once!"

Crown Footy

Q: What did the grape say when it was stepped on?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

taylah

Have you heard the story of the magic sandwich? Never mind, it's just a bunch of bologna.

Iamsnappy4

Did you hear the joke about the butter?
I do not think I should tell you because you might spread it around...

Anonymous

A disciple went to his master and said, "I have served you faithfully for ten years. Now I have a wish: give me something to eat which will never end." His master said, "Here, have some chewing gum."

Anonymous

I just bought a cured ham; I wonder what it had.

Brandon

Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.

Anonymous

A guy is going on an ocean cruise and he tells his doctor that he's worried about getting seasick. The doctor suggests, ''Eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes before you leave the dock.'' The guy replies, ''Will that keep me from getting sick, Doc?'' The doctor says, "No, but it'll look really pretty in the water.''

Anonymous