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joke bank - Food Jokes

Q: What was Ludwig van Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A: Ba-na-na-na!

christian

I told my wife I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti. She couldn't believe it when I rode pasta.

Ryan gillett

Q: What is crazy and walks along the sides of buildings?
A: A walnut.

D Hawk

Yo momma is so stupid she ate her food stamps.

Anonymous

The employees at Taco Bell recently started wearing gloves when preparing the food. Ever wonder if their intentions are to protect their hands from the food they're serving?

curiosityc...

Q: What's a race car's favorite thing to eat for lunch?
A: Fast food!

KWAJO D

I work at a local fast food joint. It cracks me up when a fat ass customer orders a quadruple stacked cheeseburger, with extra sauce, a ton of extras, extra large fries with extra sauce, and then orders a small diet coke.

mikegarcia

Q: Why did was the Mexican fast food vendor arrested?
A: He was planning a tacover.

D Hawk

Two old timers were talking after church one day and the one asks the other, "So tell me brother, what did you think of the soul food this morning?" The other replies, "The food was excellent but the service sucked!"

NOAHLOT2

Yo momma's so poor, when I told her about the Last Supper, she thought the food stamps had run out.

LaughFactory

A crab walks into a bar and asks for something to drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, we do not serve food."

weston

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."

Anonymous