Whats the difference between a girls snowman and a boy snowman?
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
A: Their bats flew away.
Why don't witches wear panties? So they can get a better grip on the broom!
What did the skeleton tell the doctor in the club? I need some body to dance!
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."