You're so ugly that when you were born they didn't slap you they slapped your mom.
I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.
If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say "Hi" to people. I'd say "BOO!"
That isn't your forehead, it's your hair trying to run away from your face!
When God was handing out brains, Jack must have been holding the door.