I believe in respect for the dead, in fact I could only respect you if you were dead.
Sure, I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay an admission fee.
If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say "Hi" to people. I'd say "BOO!"
Hold still, I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
A mother said to her son, "Look at that kid over there; he's not misbehaving." The son replied, "Maybe he has good parents then!"