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joke bank - Insult Jokes

If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.

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I never forget a face, but in your case I will make an exception.

saralyn d

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!

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A man asks a farmer near the field, "Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:30 PM train."


The farmer says, "Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4 PM one."

Joker

You have that far look in your eyes: the farther you are, the better you look.

Anonymous

I'd hate to see you go, but I'd love to watch you leave!

LaughFactory

If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

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If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents!

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You should be in commercials for birth control.

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He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.

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Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

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Anybody who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

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