I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Q: Who is the poorest guy in the south?
A: The Tooth Fairy.
You're so ugly, your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes, so he doesn't have to kiss you goodbye.
Your face looks like it caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a fork.