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Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!

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If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

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Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

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Everyone has a right to be ugly but you abuse the privilege.

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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I have five fingers;
The middle one's for you.

My brother...

He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.

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If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents!

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Anybody who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

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Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?

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You should be in commercials for birth control.

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Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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I'm blonde, what's your excuse?

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