Your Halloween costume came in the mail today. I opened it. It was a rooster mask and a bag of lollipops. Going as a c*ck sucker again!?
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy, so I said, "I want a second opinion." He said, "Okay, you're ugly too."
How are fat girls and mopeds alike? They are fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to find out.
I don't mind that you are talking, so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.
Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date.