joke bank - Insult Jokes

A student asked his teacher how old she was. She promptly said, "39 and holding." Then the student asked, "Well, then, how old would you be if you let go?"

Anonymous

Last time I had a kiss like that, I was trying to bring my goldfish back to life.

LaughFactory

A man asks a farmer near the field, "Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:30 PM train."


The farmer says, "Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4 PM one."

Joker

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!

LaughFactory

After every sentence i say you say ketchup and rubber buns.

what did you eat for breakfast? "ketchup & rubber buns."

what did you eat for lunch? "ketchup & rubber buns."

what did you eat for dinner? "ketchup & rubber buns."

what do you do when you see a hot girl? "ketchup & rubber buns."

YOU WHERE RUBBING MY GF'S WHAT?!?!

lookatmeno...

I'd hate to see you go, but I'd love to watch you leave!

LaughFactory

If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.

LaughFactory

You should be in commercials for birth control.

LaughFactory

A man went to the All Stars game with two front row seat tickets. He sat down and then another man asked him if the other chair was taken. The man said " no, it was supposed to be for my wife." The other man said " well where is she? And he said "she died two days ago" from a stroke. The other man said "well thats unfortunate, I'm so sorry for you. But should'nt you give this seat to another family members?" And the man said, "no they're all at the funeral"

Anonymous

If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents!

LaughFactory

If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

LaughFactory

You have that far look in your eyes: the farther you are, the better you look.

Anonymous