What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A BMW has pricks on the inside!
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy, so I said, "I want a second opinion." He said, "Okay, you're ugly too."
I believe in respect for the dead, in fact I could only respect you if you were dead.
Hold still, I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Sure, I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay an admission fee.