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Your family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in it is a prick.

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Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

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He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.

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Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?

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You should be in commercials for birth control.

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Anybody who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

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If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents!

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I'm blonde, what's your excuse?

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Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

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How can I keep a major nerd in suspense for 24 hours? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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When God was handing out brains, Jack must have been holding the door.

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