I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
You've got the perfect weapon against muggers. Your face.
Your teeth are so big when you sneeze you bite your chest.
A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."
I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.