You're so ugly that when you were born they didn't slap you they slapped your mom.
How are fat girls and mopeds alike? They are fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to find out.
I don't mind that you are talking, so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy, so I said, "I want a second opinion." He said, "Okay, you're ugly too."
Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date.