Your Halloween costume came in the mail today. I opened it. It was a rooster mask and a bag of lollipops. Going as a c*ck sucker again!?
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy, so I said, "I want a second opinion." He said, "Okay, you're ugly too."
I don't mind that you are talking, so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.
Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date.
Hold still, I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.