Your face looks like it caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a fork.
You're so ugly that when you were born they didn't slap you they slapped your mom.
Tell me, as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy, so I said, "I want a second opinion." He said, "Okay, you're ugly too."