Your Halloween costume came in the mail today. I opened it. It was a rooster mask and a bag of lollipops. Going as a c*ck sucker again!?
I don't mind that you are talking, so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy, so I said, "I want a second opinion." He said, "Okay, you're ugly too."
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A BMW has pricks on the inside!
Hold still, I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.