When somebody calls you gay, say, "I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on."
You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.
Tell me, as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
Insult: Hey, you're not much of a looker, but I'll date you.
Response: Thanks. You must be very open-minded. Was that how your brain slipped out?
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy, so I said, "I want a second opinion." He said, "Okay, you're ugly too."