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Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

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If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents!

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Anybody who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

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When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.

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You need to get a life outside of the internet. Go outside, look around. I'm sure trailer parks smell lovely in the morning.

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He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.

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You should be in commercials for birth control.

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Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?

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I'm blonde, what's your excuse?

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How can I keep a major nerd in suspense for 24 hours? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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A student asked his teacher how old she was. She promptly said, "39 and holding." Then the student asked, "Well, then, how old would you be if you let go?"

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