Q: Who is the poorest guy in the south?
A: The Tooth Fairy.
You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice.
Q: How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
A: They are fun to ride, but you don’t want your friends to find out.
You're so ugly that when you were born they didn't slap you they slapped your mom.
Insult: Hey, you're not much of a looker, but I'll date you.
Response: Thanks. You must be very open-minded. Was that how your brain slipped out?