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joke bank - Insult Jokes

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I have five fingers;
The middle one's for you.

My brother...

How can I keep a major nerd in suspense for 24 hours? I'll tell you tomorrow.


A student asked his teacher how old she was. She promptly said, "39 and holding." Then the student asked, "Well, then, how old would you be if you let go?"


The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.


When God was handing out brains, Jack must have been holding the door.


He has one brain cell, and it is fighting for dominance.


You remind me of the ocean, you make me sick.


If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level.

Anal Avenger

I would hit you but that would count as animal abuse.

Mitchell R...

I like your approach, now let's see your departure.


I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!


The only positive thing about you is your HIV status.

Justin Dal...