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joke bank - Insult Jokes

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

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Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?

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You need to get a life outside of the internet. Go outside, look around. I'm sure trailer parks smell lovely in the morning.

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I'm blonde, what's your excuse?

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You're so ugly, you have to trick-or-treat over the phone.

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How do you get a Florida State graduate off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.

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How can I keep a major nerd in suspense for 24 hours? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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You remind me of the ocean, you make me sick.

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Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were 16 years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

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You're not acting like yourself today, I noticed the improvement right away.

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He has one brain cell, and it is fighting for dominance.

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