joke bank - Insult Jokes

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

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Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?

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You need to get a life outside of the internet. Go outside, look around. I'm sure trailer parks smell lovely in the morning.

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You're so ugly, you have to trick-or-treat over the phone.

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I'm blonde, what's your excuse?

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How can I keep a major nerd in suspense for 24 hours? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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You remind me of the ocean, you make me sick.

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A woman had 20 children. 10 girls 10 boys, all of their names were leroy. Boys spelt Leroy girls spelt Leroigh. She met a man one day and told him how many children she had and what their names were. " why did you name all of your children Leroy/Leroigh?" The man asked. "It's easy to call them all together. For example Leroy/Leroigh time for bet time for supper." The woman laughed. The man asked "how do you call them if you only need one of the children?" The woman cackled "by their last names of course!"

Anonymous

How do you get a Florida State graduate off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.

Jean Bustos

He has one brain cell, and it is fighting for dominance.

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You're not acting like yourself today, I noticed the improvement right away.

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