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The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

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When God was handing out brains, Jack must have been holding the door.

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He has one brain cell, and it is fighting for dominance.

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You remind me of the ocean, you make me sick.

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I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

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You're so ugly, you have to trick-or-treat over the phone.

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I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!

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You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.

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The only positive thing about you is your HIV status.

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You're not acting like yourself today, I noticed the improvement right away.

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When Jack was born, his mother didn't know which end to put the diaper on.

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We heard that when you ran away from home, your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven."

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