That isn't your forehead, it's your hair trying to run away from your face!
You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice.
You started at the bottom and it's been downhill ever since!
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
A mother said to her son, "Look at that kid over there; he's not misbehaving." The son replied, "Maybe he has good parents then!"