If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say "Hi" to people. I'd say "BOO!"
Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
If you call one of those psychic hotlines and they don't greet you by your name, you should hang up!
That isn't your forehead, it's your hair trying to run away from your face!