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joke bank - Insult Jokes

When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.


You remind me of the ocean, you make me sick.


A student asked his teacher how old she was. She promptly said, "39 and holding." Then the student asked, "Well, then, how old would you be if you let go?"


Everyone has a right to be ugly but you abuse the privilege.


He has one brain cell, and it is fighting for dominance.


I like your approach, now let's see your departure.


If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.


I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!


I would hit you but that would count as animal abuse.

Mitchell R...

If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level.

Anal Avenger

Q: What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? A: The brick gets layed.

David Pender

The only positive thing about you is your HIV status.

Justin Dal...