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joke bank - Insult Jokes

When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.

LaughFactory

You remind me of the ocean, you make me sick.

LaughFactory

A student asked his teacher how old she was. She promptly said, "39 and holding." Then the student asked, "Well, then, how old would you be if you let go?"

Anonymous

Everyone has a right to be ugly but you abuse the privilege.

Anonymous

I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

LaughFactory

He has one brain cell, and it is fighting for dominance.

LaughFactory

I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!

LaughFactory

If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

lightwolf

Q: What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? A: The brick gets layed.

David Pender

I would hit you but that would count as animal abuse.

Mitchell R...

We heard that when you ran away from home, your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven."

LaughFactory

If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level.

Anal Avenger