Hold still, I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say "Hi" to people. I'd say "BOO!"
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A BMW has pricks on the inside!
I believe in respect for the dead, in fact I could only respect you if you were dead.
Girl: "Girls are better than boys."
Boy: "Then why did God make boys first?"
Girl: "Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy."