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A student asked his teacher how old she was. She promptly said, "39 and holding." Then the student asked, "Well, then, how old would you be if you let go?"

Anonymous

When God was handing out brains, Jack must have been holding the door.

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He has one brain cell, and it is fighting for dominance.

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I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

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You're not acting like yourself today, I noticed the improvement right away.

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I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!

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You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.

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The only positive thing about you is your HIV status.

Justin Dal...

When Jack was born, his mother didn't know which end to put the diaper on.

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We heard that when you ran away from home, your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven."

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How do you get a Florida State graduate off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.

Jean Bustos

After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.

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