Hold still, I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Q: How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
A: They are fun to ride, but you don’t want your friends to find out.
You're so stupid, you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
A man siting at a bar asked a pretty woman sitting next to him, Excuse me, but can I smell your pussy?" "Get away from me, you pervert," she replied. "Oh, I'm sorry," exclaims the man, "It must be your feet."
Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date.