MAZ JOBRANI - TROPICANA LAS VEGAS - JUNE 30-JULY 3

joke bank - Insult Jokes

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

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I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

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When God was handing out brains, Jack must have been holding the door.

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I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!

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You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.

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The only positive thing about you is your HIV status.

Justin Dal...

When Jack was born, his mother didn't know which end to put the diaper on.

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We heard that when you ran away from home, your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven."

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After every sentence i say you say ketchup and rubber buns.

what did you eat for breakfast? "ketchup & rubber buns."

what did you eat for lunch? "ketchup & rubber buns."

what did you eat for dinner? "ketchup & rubber buns."

what do you do when you see a hot girl? "ketchup & rubber buns."

YOU WHERE RUBBING MY GF'S WHAT?!?!

lookatmeno...

He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.

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When Jack was born, his mother was charged for littering.

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You’re so skinny, you hula hoop with a Cheerio!

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