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After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.

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You're proof that every good gene pool has a shallow end.

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You’re so skinny, you hula hoop with a Cheerio!

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He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.

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If clues were shoes, you'd go barefoot.

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I wonder what you are going to do for a face when the baboon wants its ass back.

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If you're going say something that stupid, you could at least fake a stroke.

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When Jack was born, his mother was charged for littering.

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Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were 16 years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

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They said you were a great asset. I told them they were off by two letters.

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Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other, because nothing is blocking traffic.

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Hurry up and die already so that I can piss in your grave.

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