joke bank - Insult Jokes

The only positive thing about you is your HIV status.

Justin Dal...

Q: How do you know when you are at a gay picnic?
A: When all the hot dogs taste like shit!

Anonymous

You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.

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When Jack was born, his mother didn't know which end to put the diaper on.

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We heard that when you ran away from home, your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven."

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You're not acting like yourself today, I noticed the improvement right away.

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Q: What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? A: The brick gets layed.

David Pender

After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.

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You're proof that every good gene pool has a shallow end.

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If clues were shoes, you'd go barefoot.

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How do you get a Florida State graduate off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.

Jean Bustos

You’re so skinny, you hula hoop with a Cheerio!

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