If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say "Hi" to people. I'd say "BOO!"
When somebody calls you gay, say, "I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on."
Sure, I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay an admission fee.
I believe in respect for the dead, in fact I could only respect you if you were dead.
Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?