Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
Sure, I'd love to help you out. Now, which way did you come in?
A mother said to her son, "Look at that kid over there; he's not misbehaving." The son replied, "Maybe he has good parents then!"
When God was handing out brains, Jack must have been holding the door.
After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.