joke bank - Insult Jokes

The only positive thing about you is your HIV status.

Justin Dal...

Q: How do you know when you are at a gay picnic?
A: When all the hot dogs taste like shit!


You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.


When Jack was born, his mother didn't know which end to put the diaper on.


We heard that when you ran away from home, your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven."


You're not acting like yourself today, I noticed the improvement right away.


Q: What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? A: The brick gets layed.

David Pender

After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.


You're proof that every good gene pool has a shallow end.


If clues were shoes, you'd go barefoot.


How do you get a Florida State graduate off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.

Jean Bustos

You’re so skinny, you hula hoop with a Cheerio!