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When Jack was born, his mother didn't know which end to put the diaper on.

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Q: What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? A: The brick gets layed.

David Pender

You're proof that every good gene pool has a shallow end.

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After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.

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You’re so skinny, you hula hoop with a Cheerio!

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If clues were shoes, you'd go barefoot.

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He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.

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How do you get a Florida State graduate off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.

Jean Bustos

When Jack was born, his mother was charged for littering.

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If you're going say something that stupid, you could at least fake a stroke.

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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

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Hurry up and die already so that I can piss in your grave.

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