Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date.
I believe in respect for the dead, in fact I could only respect you if you were dead.
If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say "Hi" to people. I'd say "BOO!"
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A BMW has pricks on the inside!
Sure, I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay an admission fee.