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joke bank - Insult Jokes

You have a face made for radio.

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Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.

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You're so dumb, you think babies can be found in the infantry.

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At first I thought you had the IQ of an ice scraper, but then it occured to me that an ice scraper has two things you don't, direction and purpose.

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The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.

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Do you want me to accept you as who you are, or do you want me to like you?

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You are such a smart ass I bet you could sit on a carton of ice cream and tell what flavor it is.

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You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.

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I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

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Never trust a bald man. If his head looks like your ass, you know he's full of sh*t.

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I wish I had a hearing aid so I could turn you off.

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You should have been born in the Dark Ages, you look terrible in the light.

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