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Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.

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A man went to the All Stars game with two front row seat tickets. He sat down and then another man asked him if the other chair was taken. The man said " no, it was supposed to be for my wife." The other man said " well where is she? And he said "she died two days ago" from a stroke. The other man said "well thats unfortunate, I'm so sorry for you. But should'nt you give this seat to another family members?" And the man said, "no they're all at the funeral"

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Do you want me to accept you as who you are, or do you want me to like you?

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You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.

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You should have been born in the Dark Ages, you look terrible in the light.

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I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

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Never trust a bald man. If his head looks like your ass, you know he's full of sh*t.

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You are such a smart ass I bet you could sit on a carton of ice cream and tell what flavor it is.

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You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

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If we took the collective stupidity of every low-life imbecile known since the evolution of man, it might be close to the complete lack of brain function you possess.

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I wish I had a hearing aid so I could turn you off.

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I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

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