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How do you make your wife do anything for you?

Answer: Take away her Credit Card

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You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

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I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

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Never trust a bald man. If his head looks like your ass, you know he's full of sh*t.

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If we took the collective stupidity of every low-life imbecile known since the evolution of man, it might be close to the complete lack of brain function you possess.

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I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

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You are such a smart ass I bet you could sit on a carton of ice cream and tell what flavor it is.

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You should have been born in the Dark Ages, you look terrible in the light.

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I wish I had a hearing aid so I could turn you off.

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You are a pathetic scumbag. Your parents were scum and you're doing a most glorious job of following the tradition.

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I was about to engage in some serious debate about what you just stated, but then I remembered that I dont give a damn.

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Act your age, not your shoe size.

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