What's the difference between three penises and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke.
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
One woman I was dating called and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
You have so many gaps in your teeth, it looks like your tongue is in jail.