joke bank - Insult Jokes

One woman I was dating called and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.

A guy and girl had sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."

You have so many gaps in your teeth, it looks like your tongue is in jail.

You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.

I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you, Hell, everyone makes mistakes.

A man asks a woman, "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" The woman responds, "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

I never forget a face! But in your case I'll make an exception!

I'll never forget the first time we met, although I'll keep trying.