joke bank - Insult Jokes

Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.

A husband says to his wife, "You know, our son got his brain from me." The wife replies, "I think he did. I still got mine with me!"

You know you're getting fat when you say you're fat in front of your friends and nobody corrects you.

You have so many gaps in your teeth, it looks like your tongue is in jail.

Your Halloween costume came in the mail today. I opened it. It was a rooster mask and a bag of lollipops. Going as a c*ck sucker again!?

One woman I was dating called and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

A man siting at a bar asked a pretty woman sitting next to him, Excuse me, but can I smell your pussy?" "Get away from me, you pervert," she replied. "Oh, I'm sorry," exclaims the man, "It must be your feet."

You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.

God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you, Hell, everyone makes mistakes.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.

A man asks a woman, "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" The woman responds, "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."