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joke bank - Insult Jokes

Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.

Anonymous

Your Halloween costume came in the mail today. I opened it. It was a rooster mask and a bag of lollipops. Going as a c*ck sucker again!?

jewelzee86

One woman I was dating called and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

stepbreaker

You have so many gaps in your teeth, it looks like your tongue is in jail.

princessdee7

You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.

LaughFactory

I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

Aiden

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.

LaughFactory

God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you, Hell, everyone makes mistakes.

rogger316

A man asks a woman, "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" The woman responds, "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

LaughFactory

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

LaughFactory

I never forget a face! But in your case I'll make an exception!

kandie24

I'll never forget the first time we met, although I'll keep trying.

LaughFactory