joke bank - Insult Jokes

You know you're getting fat when you say you're fat in front of your friends and nobody corrects you.

I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

Your Halloween costume came in the mail today. I opened it. It was a rooster mask and a bag of lollipops. Going as a c*ck sucker again!?

You have so many gaps in your teeth, it looks like your tongue is in jail.

One woman I was dating called and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.

A man asks a woman, "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" The woman responds, "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.

God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you, Hell, everyone makes mistakes.

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

I never forget a face! But in your case I'll make an exception!

Bob: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Joe: "To get to the idiot's house."
Bob: "Knock knock."
Joe: "Who's there?"
Bob: "The chicken."