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joke bank - Insult Jokes

You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.

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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.

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My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.

Cuba

Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.

Anonymous

God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you, Hell, everyone makes mistakes.

rogger316

A man asks a woman, "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" The woman responds, "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

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When somebody calls you gay, say, "I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on."

Anonymous

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

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I never forget a face! But in your case I'll make an exception!

kandie24

Insult: If you were any dumber, your head would implode.
Response: If you were a little bit more intelligent you'd still be stupid.

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I'll never forget the first time we met, although I'll keep trying.

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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

eugene611