joke bank - Insult Jokes

I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

You know you're getting fat when you say you're fat in front of your friends and nobody corrects you.

Your Halloween costume came in the mail today. I opened it. It was a rooster mask and a bag of lollipops. Going as a c*ck sucker again!?

You have so many gaps in your teeth, it looks like your tongue is in jail.

One woman I was dating called and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.

A man asks a woman, "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" The woman responds, "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.

God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you, Hell, everyone makes mistakes.

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

I never forget a face! But in your case I'll make an exception!

Bob: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Joe: "To get to the idiot's house."
Bob: "Knock knock."
Joe: "Who's there?"
Bob: "The chicken."